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curtwag84
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04.22.2013 | 11:29 PM ET

They have horse meat in Poland ?


Edit: Can't wait to see this guy fight.


Second Edit:  Just realized this guy is one of the few non polish fighters on the card ..... nothing to see here. lol

* Edited at 04.22.2013, 11:33 PM ET *

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Robert "Hardkorowy Koksu" Burneika

Fighter Details

  • Name: Robert Burneika
  • Pro MMA Record: 2-2-0 (Win-Loss-Draw)
  • Nickname: Hardkorowy Koksu
  • Current Streak: 2 Losses
  • Age: 1978-07-08 | Date of Birth: 1978.07.08
  • Last Fight: June 04, 2022 in HL
  • Weight Class: Heavyweight | Last Weigh-In: 253.5 lbs
  • Affiliation: Golds Gym
  • Height: 5'9" (175cm) | Reach: N/A
  • Career Disclosed Earnings: $0 USD
  • Born: Alitus, Lithuania
  • Fighting out of: Las Vegas, Nevada
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ProdigyKid14
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04.22.2013 | 11:31 PM ET

This man is my height and has over 100 pounds on me.

That ain't right.

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04.22.2013 | 11:33 PM ET

For one, he already "fought". For another, he's not Polish (and he is an actual bodybuilder, not a fighter).



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04.22.2013 | 11:37 PM ET

LOL those Poland Orgs like their Muscles . Marius Pudzinoski (sp?) fights for KSW

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04.22.2013 | 11:50 PM ET

remember Abobo from double dragon



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04.23.2013 | 1:03 AM ET

Natural.
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04.23.2013 | 1:09 AM ET

I remember picking this guys last fight.  I wrestled with which fighter to pick.  If memory serves, there were some strange hype videos of him (or his opponent) practicing flying kicks vs some fruit in a parking lot somewhere,  Strange stuff.  

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04.23.2013 | 1:25 AM ET

They weren't exactly fruit, but cacti and not in a parking lot somewhere, but in the desert very much in Nevada, where he lives. Aside from that, you got it right, at least I think you did, if this is what you mean:


Also, there could be NO wrestling with who to pick whatsoever, if Najman is anybody's opponent. Never. Ever.

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04.23.2013 | 1:42 AM ET


"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

joe kerr
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04.23.2013 | 2:33 AM ET

Oh yeah, that was from the same series of promos. That shouldn't make anybody wonder why The MMA Attack commentary guys have jokingly referred to Burneika as their Bob Sapp (or Bobby Ologun, they weren't sure).

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

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04.23.2013 | 8:27 AM ET

I dunno....I remember seeing Tim Sylvia set up against a guy with this much muscle who'd once won the worlds strongest man competition...

Guy was blue from lack of oxygen to his muscles by the second round....Sylvia destroyed him soon after...

Too much muscle....not good for fighting....

* Edited at 04.23.2013, 8:27 AM ET *

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04.23.2013 | 8:56 AM ET

Why would anyone WANT to see this fight?! I've never seen him fight but I bet he is one of them Bellator like HWs that tires in 30 secs.

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04.23.2013 | 9:24 AM ET

@Mike.. did you watch @Joe's vid?  It's even worse than that.

"All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved" – Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"

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04.23.2013 | 9:30 AM ET

I knew there would be a thread about him :)
Burneika is actually Lithuanian. He became popular in Poland because of funny videos he made few years ago. He's not and never will be an MMA fighter. He doesn't even train but a matter of fact is that he doesn't need to. His first opponent... well I don't think there is anyone who would lose to Najman. And now he's fighting a stripper who weighs almost 100lbs less than him :)
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04.23.2013 | 9:35 AM ET

His forearms may be larger than my thighs

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"


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