THE ****** UP FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE

10 spots only in the league, I got one, wolf's got one, Wish has got one and I assume Lopati wants one so he's got one. Anyone else wanna join? It's not first come first serve btw, people that have been on this site longer have more priority, so do people who post more and people who I talk to more, etc. It's called the ****** Up Fantasy Football league for a reason, this league is for hardcores only or people who want a major challenge.

The league's called "F*cked Up Fantasy Football", it's on ESPN. The password is "anikismygod". People who join that idk will get kicked out. The draft is this Saturday, August 18 at 8PM. I don't know how to change it but if I find out how, I'll change it. 

I'll just post the scoring system and the rosters right here.

Current Roster Size: 22 Total Starters: 14 Total On Bench: 8 (1 IR)

POSITION STARTERS MAXIMUM Quarterback (QB) 1 No Limit Running Back (RB) 2 6 Wide Receiver (WR) 2 6 Tight End (TE) 1 3 Flex (RB/WR/TE) 1 N/A Defensive Tackle (DT) 1 No Limit Defensive End (DE) 1 No Limit Linebacker (LB) 1 No Limit Cornerback (CB) 0 No Limit Safety (S) 0 No Limit Defensive Back (DB) 1 N/A Team Defense/Special Teams (D/ST) 1 2 Place Kicker (K) 1 2 Head Coach (HC) 1 No Limit Bench (BE) 8 N/A Injured Reserve (IR)

SCORING Passing Every 25 passing yards (PY25) 1 TD Pass (PTD) 6 Interceptions Thrown (INT) -2 2pt Passing Conversion (2PC) 2 400+ yard passing game (P400) 2 Rushing Every 10 rushing yards (RY10) 1 TD Rush (RTD) 6 2pt Rushing Conversion (2PR) 2 200+ yard rushing game (RY200) 2 Receiving Every 10 receiving yards (REY10) 1 TD Reception (RETD) 6 2pt Receiving Conversion (2PRE) 2 200+ yard receiving game (REY200) 2 Miscellaneous Kickoff Return TD (KRTD) 6 Punt Return TD (PRTD) 6 Fumble Recovered for TD (FTD) 6 Total Fumbles Lost (FUML) -2 Kicking Each PAT Made (PAT) 1 Each PAT Missed (PATM) -1 Total FG Missed (FGM) -1 FG Made (0-39 yards) (FG0) 3 FG Made (40-49 yards) (FG40) 4 FG Made (50+ yards) (FG50) 5 Defensive Players Interception Return TD (INTTD) 6 Fumble Return TD (FRTD) 6 Blocked Punt or FG return for TD (BLKKRTD) 6 Blocked Punt, PAT or FG (BLKK) 2 Each Interception (INT) 2 Each Fumble Recovered (FR) 2 Each Fumble Forced (FF) 0.5 Each Safety (SF) 2 Assisted Tackles (TKA) 0.25 Solo Tackles (TKS) 0.5 Passes Defensed (PD) 0.25 Head Coach Team Win (TW) 1 Team Loss (TL) -1 Team Defense / Special Teams Each Sack (SK) 1 Interception Return TD (INTTD) 6 Fumble Return TD (FRTD) 6 Kickoff Return TD (KRTD) 6 Punt Return TD (PRTD) 6 Blocked Punt or FG return for TD (BLKKRTD) 6 Blocked Punt, PAT or FG (BLKK) 2 Each Interception (INT) 2 Each Fumble Recovered (FR) 2 Each Fumble Forced (FF) 0.5 Each Safety (SF) 2 Passes Defensed (PD) 0.25 0 points allowed (PA0) 5 1-6 points allowed (PA1) 4 7-13 points allowed (PA7) 3 14-17 points allowed (PA14) 1 28-34 points allowed (PA28) -1 35-45 points allowed (PA35) -3 46+ points allowed (PA46) -5 Less than 100 total yards allowed (YA100) 5 100-199 total yards allowed (YA199) 3 200-299 total yards allowed (YA299) 2 350-399 total yards allowed (YA399) -1 400-449 total yards allowed (YA449) -3 450-499 total yards allowed (YA499) -5 500-549 total yards allowed (YA549) -6 550+ total yards allowed (YA550) -7

fine.

Game time's in less than an hour!

There you go @Anik!  You want Cutler now?... he's coming on!

@Anik..here is a crazy trade.. I'll give you Cutler for Tate.... interested?

Tate for Foster. Accept it bibbles.

Anik would wait until after next weekend for that if it does happen, being Cutler is on a BYE next weekend.

Thanks @Wish :)

NOOOOOOO. I hate Bears bye week. :/

What the **** type of trade is that mike and Carl? And why the **** do two people agree?

whatever.

* Edited at 10.08.2012, 10:37 PM ET *

What's wrong with it? Is it "****** Up"?

It's too fair. Anik hates fair trades, so he thinks it is "****** Up."

I'm in need of reliable QBs and WRs, he's in need of a star RB. So we came to an agreement =P

@carlos that was an absolutely terrible trade for you my man, just saying.

Now you have to start Chris Johnson every week (who absolutely sucks) and when one of them is on a bye you gotta start Mikel Leshoure?? Heaven for bid one of your RB's go out with an injury....

Not to mention that Flacco had back to back 350 yard games before this week and you offed him for one bad week. You're 3-1 is going to go real sour real quick. Luckily you traded the number 1 fantasy scorer in the league to a guy who is 1-3.

Of course this is just my opinion and you could look like a genius, but you never trade a guaranteed 20+ point guy for a bunch of wildcards.

* Edited at 10.09.2012, 3:24 AM ET *

It's a gamble, I admit, but here's my logic for it:

The Chiefs can't rely on Jamaal to carry them forever, but you bet your sweet ass they're going to try. They'll run him too hard every game until he tears something again, which I'm betting will come before week 10. Yes he could go off a few more times before then, but it won't likely be against Tampa Bay, and with a bye week after that I'd be starting CJ in his spot anyway. Why not sell high while I can?

Joe Flacco chugs major **** on the road, and is trying way too hard to emulate Tom Brady, which is starting to blow up in his face, as evidenced by the hellacious embarassment that just occurred in Kansas City. Once their schedule starts getting tougher, he'll start to really struggle, and the Ravens will revert to their inevitable plan B: Ray Rice (which should have been plan A all-a-******-long) 

Andrew Luck has the easiest schedule of any rookie QB this season, and is arguably the most elite of his draft class. The way he's performed against great defenses like Chicago and Minnesota suggests he's primed to tear **** up for the next 6 to 9 weeks. I can certainly get better use out of him than either Flacco (who will still face Dallas, Houston, Cleveland, NY, and Pittsburgh twice) or Vick (whose turnover frequency is greatly reducing his utility).

Brandon Lloyd and Julio Jones are a crapshoot any given week, since the Patriots have more options than the rest of the AFC East combined, and the Falcons switch off to Roddy White every other game. I can't get by with one of my starting WRs posting single digits every week. Enter VJax and Hartline: great matchup based starters and depth flex options. Jackson is basically a poor man's megatron, being so tall and athletic that he can produce anywhere against anyone, and as the season goes on, his chemistry with his new QB will continually improve. Now that Doug Martin is showing to be a bust, he's really their best option, and will likely come through with double digit scores week in and week out. Hartline, while much less reliable, still has a huge potential upside, and even though the Dolphin's run game is their biggest threat, when Mr. Bush is having a good day, that means Hartline will see some big opportunities.

I have nothing too great, nor anything too negative to say about Decker. He's kind of on par with Hartline for reliability and potential, with both having a comparable number of favorable matchups left on their schedule. The primary distinguishing factor, for me, is that Hartline is a clear number 1 wide option for his team, while Decker is one among many of Denver's weapons.

Finally, aside from Brian, each of the players I will receive are on teams that have already had their bye week and have several upcoming favorable matchups, meaning I'm guaranteed more use of them. Also, each of the players I will be giving up are on teams with questionable matchups and byes within the next few weeks, meaning I would not get any good use out of them for the foreseeable future.

^You can't expect anyone to read that! and to @messiah I'm 1-4 ok! get your facts straight d-bag!

lol @ mike:

tldr version is Charles will reinjure his knee, flacco sucks on the road, vick is headed for a record-setting season in turnovers, andrew luck has an easy schedule, and Jackson/Hartline don't have to compete for targets like Jones/Lloyd do.

^Wait a minute you didn't tell me any of that stuff before we made the trade! Man do I feel ripped off!

you get your top 3 RB for as long as he's useful, and you weren't lacking in QBs and WR production like I was, so this still benefits us both. Probably better for me in the long run, but hey, a temporary solution is better than none at all, right?

I know man I was just joking around.

Besides, I already stuck you with BGJE in the preseason, so it's only fair that Flacco goes home to papa ;D

I'm going for a win via mastery of trades this season, all players beware!

I agree 100% with @theMMAmessiah, this trade was completely unfair and stupid and I was gonna veto it. But then I saw the records of both teams...so I upheld the deal.