Hellowhosthat
Hellowhosthat
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Hellowhosthat Heavyweight rankings

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  1. 1

    Tom Aspinall
    Tom Aspinall
    14-3-0
    1993 - England - Interim UFC Champion

    The most active of the heavyweights lately and I think given the inactivity of his peers he has to be considered the man for now. Took out the divisional boogeyman in Pavlovich and his only UFC loss to Blaydes was from an injury. Other than that he's looked great, just ridiculously fast for a heavyweight, with power in his hands, the ability to wrestle and a BJJ black belt.
  2. 2

    Jon "Bones" Jones
    Jon Jones
    "Bones"
    27-1-0, 1 NC
    1987 - USA - UFC Champion

    Kind of proved he can handle the step up to HW as long as it's a favourable style matchup in the Gane fight, I kind of think the jury is still out there if it's not a favourable style match up and I don't think fighting old man Stipe is going to prove that.
  3. 3

    Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane
    Ciryl Gane
    "Bon Gamin"
    12-2-0
    1990 - France - UFC

    Creamed by Jones but can give him the benefit of the doubt as usually okay with grapplers. Could have got the nod against big Frank if he hadn't decided to drop for a heel hook. Obviously a calm striker, hits hard when he wants to.
  4. 4

    Sergei Pavlovich
    Sergei Pavlovich
    18-2-0
    1992 - Russia - UFC

    Dude hits like an absolute truck, probably got a bit over confident in that against Tom and found that other guys can hit like trucks too. Even if he doesn't make much in the way of adjustments to his game in the wake of that fight him just coming out and mauling people with heavy punches like he does is going to be something that most guys just aren't equipped to deal with.
  5. 5

    Curtis "Razor" Blaydes
    Curtis Blaydes
    "Razor"
    18-4-0, 1 NC
    1991 - USA - UFC

    Somehow still hasn't had a title shot despite being at the top of the division for ages. Showed Jailton that there's levels to the division. Always likely to do well unless he gets knocked out, not sure that he's chinny or anything, he just seems to run into big hitters a lot.
  6. 6

    Anatoly "Spartak" Malykhin
    Anatoly Malykhin
    "Spartak"
    14-0-0
    1988 - Russia - ONE Champion

    Fresh from dropping down weight classes to be Chatri's RDR assassin but likely to stay at heavyweight. Very good workrate for a heavyweight, throws hard punches and throws them often. Loads of forward pressure and wrestling background means it's very hard to clinch with him or try and take him down to alleviate it. Brutal ground and pound. Probably would have to leave ONE to test himself against an elite opponent.
  7. 7

    Alexander "Drago" Volkov
    Alexander Volkov
    "Drago"
    37-10-0
    1988 - Russia - UFC

    Consistently good over a long time and a fixture in the rankings. Seems to alternate weight wise between uber Volkov and skinny Volkov. Good striking, takedown defence not always the best but is good at using his length to work up well. Offensive wrestling better than most when he wants to use it. Consistent in his performances and you can usually expect him to beat people he should be beating.
  8. 8

    Vadim Nemkov
    Vadim Nemkov
    18-2-0, 1 NC
    1992 - Russia - Bellator

    Although Bruno wasn't a top tier opponent, it still allayed fears that Vadim might struggle with the step up to heavyweight. All the tools that made him such a force in the division below still worked, great jab, high kicks, wrestling, ground and pound etc. I would like to see him consolidate it against another solid HW of a different style, but his big man future seems promising.
  9. 9

    Jailton "Malhadinho" Almeida
    Jailton Almeida
    "Malhadinho"
    20-3-0
    1991 - Brazil - UFC

    No sign of him going back down to 205 where he'd probably be absolutely elite. Very good wrestler and great top game, but his issue at heavyweight is going to be if he can't get guys down, is he able to handle their shots. The Blaydes fight suggested he might not be able to.
  10. 10

    Renan "Problema" Ferreira
    Renan Ferreira
    "Problema"
    13-3-0, 3 NC
    1989 - Brazil - PFL

    2023 Season champ and I guess kind of defacto PFLator champion after the Bader fight? Anyway dude is absolutely massive and carries real power. Standing with him is a terrible idea for most people. He has been badly grapple****** in the past, so there's always a danger that could happen again.
  11. 11+

  12. 11

    Jairzinho "Bigi Boy" Rozenstruik
    Jairzinho Rozenstruik
    "Bigi Boy"  |  14-5-0
    1988 - Suriname - UFC

    Reminded people that he's a decent fighter against Gaziev. Solid kickboxer, little slow paced but technically good and hits hard. Takedown defence not great but pretty good at staying safe from damage on the ground and working way back up eventually. ****load of scheduled 5 round experience.
  13. 12

    Serghei "Polar Bear" Spivac
    Serghei Spivac
    "Polar Bear"  |  16-4-0
    1995 - Moldova - UFC

    Really good wrestler, getting better at striking to allow him to use it. Does damage when he gets on top and can either get a stoppage with strikes or force a sub to open up. Falls down against the real top level guys.
  14. 13

    Denis "The Russian Bogatyr" Goltsov
    Denis Goltsov
    "The Russian Bogatyr"  |  33-8-0
    1990 - Russia - PFL

    Consistent at making the post season in PFL but always seems to **** the bed at some point when it comes to getting the grand prize. Really good jab on the feet and a decent workrate for a heavyweight. Top game pretty good, climbs through to mount positions and does decent damage. Takedown defence not always the best but usually solid, does have some sweeps but probably not going to work against really good wrestlers.
  15. 14

    Marcin "Tybur" Tybura
    Marcin Tybura
    "Tybur"  |  25-8-0
    1985 - Poland - UFC

    Kind of the everyman of heavyweight. Doesn't really excel anywhere but good enough everywhere that he can take advantage of someone having a big defect in any particular area. Always seems to lose clearly when he steps up to the guys challenging for the top ranking spots, but still beats everyone else.
  16. 15

    Ryan "Darth" Bader
    Ryan Bader
    "Darth"  |  31-8-0, 1 NC
    1983 - USA - Bellator Champion

    Unfortunately I think Bader's chin has gone at heavyweight as well as 205 now. Going to have to rely on pushing the wrestling before his opponent has chance to clock him. Obviously a good wrestler and has good cardio and will stick at it and wear guys out if he can get them down initially, but initial storms might get harder for him to survive.
  17. 16

    Valentin Moldavsky
    Valentin Moldavsky
    13-3-0, 1 NC
    1992 - Russia - PFL

    Looks like he's been hard at work at his striking lately, was always a solid (if very boring) wrestler, but impressive in the way he came forward and KO'd an admittedly probably injured Delija. Pretty important for him to right the loss he had to Vassell next if we're going to consider him a consistent top guy.
  18. 17

    Alexandr "King Kong" Romanov
    Alexandr Romanov
    "King Kong"  |  17-2-0
    1990 - Moldova - UFC

    Wrecking machine if he can get his grappling going on someone, very strong, throws mid level guys about and gets off plenty of ground and pound. Struggled to impose that on guys higher up the food chain so far.
  19. 18

    Derrick "The Black Beast" Lewis
    Derrick Lewis
    "The Black Beast"  |  27-12-0, 1 NC
    1985 - USA - UFC

    Performances seem to vary according to motivation. Still has concussive power, but ability to just stand up doesn't seem to be quite as good as it used to be. Also tends to quit when the going gets tough, but good luck if he clocks you first.
  20. 19

    Marcos "Pezão" Rogério de Lima
    Marcos Rogério de Lima
    "Pezão"  |  22-9-1
    1985 - Brazil - UFC

    Pretty solid dude. Not the quickest but hits pretty hard and has very good leg kicks. Serviceable wrestling and top game too. Can do well against specialists by going against what they do best but struggles against well rounded dudes.
  21. 20

    Tai "Bam Bam" Tuivasa
    Tai Tuivasa
    "Bam Bam"  |  15-7-0
    1993 - Australia - UFC

    Seems to alternate between good and terrible runs. Hard match up for fellow brawlers because he's good a good chin, carries power and is decently fast and athletic. Lacks takedown defence and get ups aren't really technical enough so good grapplers are hard work for him.
  22. 21

    Steve "Tall" Mowry
    Steve Mowry
    "Tall"  |  10-2-1, 1 NC
    1992 - USA - PFL

    Weird fighter, just seemed to give up against Popov after a dominant first round. Good grappler, much better than average BJJ for his size, but seems to tire himself out doing it, lost winning positions against both Popov and Isaev. Takedown defence pretty ****, not as good on his back as he is on top, so kind of depends who gets the first takedown with him. Striking defence used to be absolutely awful but he seems to have shored that up a little bit at least.
  23. 22

    Shamil Gaziev
    Shamil Gaziev
    12-1-0
    1990 - Bahrain - UFC

    The king of Bahrain stepped up a bit too quickly against Jairzinho and found that he couldn't push his pace long enough against a guy who could get back up and start striking back at him. Hits really hard when he can land, but isn't going to land too much on good strikers, but with people without good getups should be able to wrestle. Bit gassy and has a bit of quit in him.
  24. 23

    Rodrigo "Zé Colmeia" Nascimento
    Rodrigo Nascimento
    "Zé Colmeia"  |  11-1-0, 1 NC
    1992 - Brazil - UFC

    Kind of okay for current heavyweight standards. Solid enough punching power although a little on the slow side, decent enough grappling and a decent squeeze. Doesn't really seem great at anything but it's modern day heavyweight.
  25. 24

    Don'Tale "Lord Kong" Mayes
    Don'Tale Mayes
    "Lord Kong"  |  11-6-0, 1 NC
    1992 - USA - UFC

    Unwavering in his endless quest to be the most mediocre UFC heavyweight of all time. Likes to lumber around, then throw a couple of punches, then go back to lumbering around for a bit. Likes that as a pattern, very rarely makes anything clear. Also seems to have added some awful spinning **** to his game for some reason.
  26. 25

    Waldo "Salsa Boy" Cortes-Acosta
    Waldo Cortes-Acosta
    "Salsa Boy"  |  11-1-0
    1991 - Dominican Republic - UFC

    Pretty good boxing, likes to brawl, absolutely **** leg kick defence, doesn't check those at all and heavy on front foot too. Likes **** talking and showboating.
  27. 26

    Jhonata Diniz
    Jhonata Diniz
    7-0-0
    1991 - Brazil - UFC

    Former Glory kickboxer who's very fast with the hands, particularly dangerous when he gets indside, throws hooks at a speed you don't usually see at heavyweight. Working on takedown defence, seemed to get better as Lane when Austen got tired, needs to work on get ups but managed to stay safe.
  28. 27

    Andrei "The Pitbull" Arlovski
    Andrei Arlovski
    "The Pitbull"  |  34-23-0, 2 NC
    1979 - Belarus - UFC

    Crazy to think that it's almost 20 years since he was champion but he's still in the UFC. Paid pretty well and seems to just turn up for the pay cheques. He'll have a bit of a sparring match with people and check out if he feels like he's taking too much damage. Still just about technically decent enough to beat **** tier brawlers who don't have the power to trouble him.
  29. 28

    Caio "Bigfoot" Machado
    Caio Machado
    "Bigfoot"  |  8-3-1
    1994 - Brazil - UFC

    Has decent BJJ but never tries to actually use it preferring to be a sloppy brawler who comes in to throw hands while leaving his head on a platter for counters. In fairness he's pretty tough, but the dude really needs to mix it up more.
  30. 29

    Łukasz "The Bull" Brzeski
    Łukasz Brzeski
    "The Bull"  |  9-4-1, 1 NC
    1992 - Poland - UFC

    Did better against Walker but that might be more of a knock on Walker than anything else. Did a better job with the TDD than I thought he would and got a bit of volume off. Quite small for a heavyweight, but doesn't go away easily.
  31. 30

    Austen Lane
    Austen Lane
    12-5-0, 1 NC
    1987 - USA - UFC

    Athletic former football player who's a glass cannon without much of a gas tank. Pretty explosive early and can get guys down but relies on explosivity to do so and only really has a round of that. Fairly good jab and a bit of power, but too slow with the hands to deal with proper strikers. Chin just not there.
  32. 31

    Valter "The Clean Monster" Walker
    Valter Walker
    "The Clean Monster"  |  11-1-0
    1997 - Brazil - UFC

    Big lummox, massive but slow, wants to try and drag people down and beat them up from there. Failed miserably in first step up against someone with a little bit of athletic ability to stop him doing that.
  33. 32

    Raffael "BJJ" Cerqueira
    Raffael Cerqueira
    "BJJ"  |  11-0-0
    1990 - Brazil - Demo Fight

    Pretty underwhelming for a guy with his record. Seems to have decent power but wings his punches a lot, seemed okayish on top but had to stick his head in a guillotine and wait for the guy to jump for it before he got him down. Looks pretty hittable as he comes in, doesn't look particularly athletic or quick either.
  34. 33

    Felipe "Negão" Franco
    Felipe Franco
    "Negão"  |  5-0-0
    2001 - Brazil - Demo Fight

    No idea what this kid is like on the feet but his grappling looks phenomenal against cans and he's big and athletic and fast. Reminds me a lot of Jailton Almeida, extremely low level competition so far but probably not a guy people are particularly keen to fight. They probably need to put a call in to Guelke to get him a more experienced guy to fight.
  35. 34

    Miles Banks
    Miles Banks
    2-1-0
    1995ish - USA - Fury FC

    Interesting prospect. Huge, athletic ****** who uses size pretty well. Fought Robelis pretty early in career but going well other than that. Showed decent cardio for his size against a tough guy he couldn't get out of there. Not sure he has one shot KO power against guys with solid chins.
  36. 35

    Benjamin "Dragon of Bosnia" Šehić
    Benjamin Šehić
    "Dragon of Bosnia"  |  6-4-0
    1995 - Bosnia - Ares

    Heavyweight meme master. Can't strike at all and just pulls guard or dives into Imanari rolls. Does work well on low level guys who don't know what they're doing and sometimes higher level guys find it surprisingly awkward too.
  37. 36

    Francis "The Predator" NGannou
    Francis NGannou
    "The Predator"  |  17-3-0
    1986 - Cameroon - PFL

    Last fight more than two years ago so unranked. Concentrating on boxing, not sure he'll ever actually fight for PFL. I also worry about guys who focus on boxing for a long period of time deteriorating in MMA skill.
  38. 37

    Stipe Miocic
    Stipe Miocic
    20-4-0
    1982 - USA - UFC

    Last fight more than two years ago so unranked. Hasn't won in nearly four years. Dana obsessed with seeing him fight Jon Jones for some reason.
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