UFC 270: N'Gannou vs. Gane

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@sabbath no, she's where I go.

I do not care about Conor anymore, same with Jones. I dislike Jones for beating a woman and killing animals with weapons that don't even take skill and flexing that on social media. Duh, killing wildlife is ******* dumb itself, no need to add more. 

I think being gay is in now. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just commentating on my observations towards society and what not. I have no ****s to give about who anyone ****s, except the people I do or am trying to ****. Sometimes not even then. 

* Edited at 01.22.2022, 6:57 PM ET *

Idgaf about when Nate diaz fights next honestly. It’s so annoying seeing how diaz vs poirer keeps getting messed up again and the gangster act is just getting old to me. He should actually fight and stop talking on Twitter. Conor vs Nate 3 actually makes sense tho so they should do that 

Final picks. 

Reddit used to be good when schwartz was around, before it got bought out by China, taken over by the SJW's and basically just became a propaganda outlet/circle jerk. I'll never forget this one:


 "Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.

My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.

I met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started off in a good way. The idea slapped my mind that I should do a comic bit, to make a good impression and become known to them as a person who is amusing.

When I saw that baked potatoes were served I got the idea that it would be very good if I pretended I did not know what potatoes was. That would be funny.

Well let me tell you: backfired on my face. I'll tell you how.

So first when the potato became on my plate, I acted very interesting. I showed an expression on my face so as to seem that I was confused, astounded but in a restrained way, curious, and interested. They did notice, and seemed confused, but did not remark. So I asked "This looks very interesting. What is this?"

They stared at me and the mother said "It's a baked potato." And I was saying "Oh, interesting, a baked....what is it again?"

And she was like "A potato."

And I was like "A 'potato', oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good."

And then they didn't see I was clowning, but thought I really did not know what is a potato. So I knew I would be very shamed, humiliated, depressed, and disgusted if I admitted to making a bad joke, so what I did was to act as if it was not a joke but I committed to the act of pretending I didn't know what a potato is.

They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I really not know what a potato is? That I never heard of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did not ever even hear of a potato. Not only had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato.

This went on for a bit and my girlfriend was acting very confused and embarrassed by my "****** up antics", and then the more insistent I was about not knowing what a potato is was when them parents starting thinking I DID know what a potato was.

Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point. When I would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially began to get annoyed. At one point he said something like "Enough is enough. You're ******* with us. Admit it." And I said "Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don't know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don't know what to tell you."

Well let me tell you he got very annoyed. I decided to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said "Taste's very strange!"

That is when the father started yelling at me, and the mother kept saying "What are you doing?" and my girlfriend went to some other room.

Finally the father said I should "Get the **** out of his house" and I said it was irrational to treat me like this just because I never heard of a potato before. Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly.

Now in text messages I have been telling my girlfriend I really don't know what a potato is. The only way I can ever get out of this is for them to buy that I don't know what a potato is.

I wish I never started it but I can't go back. I think she will break up with me anyway'.

@swain I wish you were gay and I was too. 

That is some classic Reddit right there. Pretty much sums up the site

Lfg see you in the other side boys 

I just came home from the gym, hit a Pr on squats of 225 pounds for 8, and I’m celling good, hope for good fights

Have Jasudavisu by decsion at +300 in a multi also, all women fight are 50-50 and go to decsion

here we go, time for violence

@sabbath yeah I'm straight, I just come across as gay because of my record with women

Sometimes I feel like a lesbian with a penis. 

Good luck on your predictions everyone. 

Let's go you ****** ****s!

I have in my notes that Jasudavicius head moves like a piñata and unfortunately her opponents aren't obliged to fight blind-folded.