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39 YEAR-OLD FAT AND ALCOHOLIC BJJ WHITE BELT

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Poids Moyen
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01.31.2020 | 1:11 PM ET

No need to share my past (not even the fact that I was a Judo blue belt at the age of 13 at school and champion of the school before giving it all up because of stupid styles of music called Metal and Hardcore).

I'm 39 years old, 66.5 inches tall for 175 pounds.

Started BJJ a month ago.

Used to do drugs, drink and smoke a lot. Stopped it all except the wine. Can't stop drinking my wine in the evening after work, sometimes after training.
What would you advice as a substitute ?

Insults and bashing are welcome, I don't give a ****.

"Mussels from Brussels"

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Hippie
Hippie

01.31.2020 | 1:17 PM ET

I’d recommend the magic flower




Badackerman
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01.31.2020 | 4:36 PM ET

Keep it up.





Cheers to relatively clean and sober living.

* Edited at 01.31.2020, 4:39 PM ET *

poir420
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01.31.2020 | 5:08 PM ET

Is that picture you? Are you related to JCVD?

"“All of a sudden, he was shooting for a takedown, and I’m like, ‘Oh, you’re a wrestler now? Remember, I’m the black belt in jiu-jitsu. And you’re shooting on me now? This is a wrap." - Nate Diaz"

Rombu
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01.31.2020 | 7:06 PM ET

thick white clouds man thick white clouds 

"the day these thick white clouds changed the climate on this planet forever" - Reggae Shark

freemoneyforall
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01.31.2020 | 7:19 PM ET

I hear a good ole hit of crack cocaine will cure what ale's you.
freemoneyforall
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01.31.2020 | 7:22 PM ET

If you don't wanna drink anymore it's easy.
You don't even have to do anything.
Just don't do something.
 The something being the drinking.


Edit- don't do it.

You we're awesome in bloodsport, kickboxer, lionheart, the one where you were twins and the one where they try to hunt you... Those were awesome.

* Edited at 01.31.2020, 7:26 PM ET *

freemoneyforall
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01.31.2020 | 7:28 PM ET

Jujitsu is a ******* way of life bro it'll fix u up or it'll kill u and make you tap like a *****!

Kimora cha cha cha wawwwww
Rombu
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01.31.2020 | 7:41 PM ET

WASABI

weapon of choice ?

chianti , merlot , cabernet sauvignon , pinot noir , syrah , pinot grigio , sauvignon blanc , malbec , zinfandel , riesling


"the day these thick white clouds changed the climate on this planet forever" - Reggae Shark

WastelandWanderer
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01.31.2020 | 10:47 PM ET

Everytime you need to drink wine do 20 push ups 10 pull ups or 10 push ups 5 pull ups or even less than that if your more of a beech than me

"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

WastelandWanderer
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01.31.2020 | 10:48 PM ET

I used to drink 2 bottles of red wine most saturdays after i got over my vodka thing ( always with beer / cider too though ) then it was just the wine and other stuff. Im mostly sober 10 years now ( not all meds )

* Edited at 01.31.2020, 10:49 PM ET *

"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

freemoneyforall
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02.01.2020 | 10:35 PM ET

@wasteland you're such a casual sometimes. I would drink a six pack and piss back into the empty and then I'd drink the six pack again. So basically I got two six packs out of one. Top that.
BradThom717
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02.01.2020 | 10:54 PM ET

I don't drink at all. Mostly for the safety and sanity of others.... 

"**** Fentanyl & **** Opiates too..."

WastelandWanderer
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02.02.2020 | 12:18 AM ET

I used to "drink till I was someone else's problem" and weird 

"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

WastelandWanderer
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02.02.2020 | 12:19 AM ET

Nice piss in the sink fam stand up it is our time we must white knight for Jon Jone's wife

* Edited at 02.02.2020, 12:23 AM ET *

"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "


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