George's Shadow - UFC 171

Sitting in traffic earlier today, I started thinking about UFC 171. And for whatever reason, I have a feeling that we still won't have a definitive WW champion after next (next) Saturday night. What that means, I do not know, but I do not think it will be something controversial. 

Every seen a double knockout in the Big Leagues? The closest we got was when two left hooks connected and down went the "Outlaw" with the "Natural Born Killer" running in for the, well... kill. 

I started laughing to myself immediately after that thought popped into my head. The car next to me was even more perplexed than I was. But I figured to run with it and see what random, and ridiculously crazy, outcome I could conceive. 

So main event, double knockout. I would assume late in the first, after a long feeling out period of a couple jabs and possibly a takedown attempt or, early in round two. I know it probably wont happen, but just play along.

Co main, Carlos Condit wins via Injury. Woodley cant land the knockout shot he has been trying to land the first two rounds while Condit is picking him apart. Woodley drops for a mean double leg and as Condit begins to sprawl, Tyron takes a knee which dislocates his Shoulder.

Both fights end without a definitive winner. I am just playing devils advocate here with everyone else's predictions. I am guessing the Vegas betting odds for this prop main and co main bet is somewhere in the neighborhood of winning the Powerball twice, in three states, with one ticket. While being struck by lightning by Thor's Hammer after breaking 37 mirrors under 16 ladders. Give or take.

Now for the fun part... The comments.

Guess.... there was no fun part. Ouch.

lol Nik, this is why i make fun of you so much; i know you can give as good as you get

Keep waiting... it could show up. 







...Yeah you're right.

Could be a double KO similar to Hughes-Newton 1 but neither awake a split second later and instead it is 10 to 15 seconds later.