Tapology Forums
FUNNIEST STAND UP COMEDY
Anonymous Mode
You are not logged in to Tapology. When browsing anonymously, profanities and images are automatically removed from the forum.
05.25.2012 | 6:51 PM ET
I've already watched everything from Russell Peters, everything from Chris Rock, everything from Eddie Murphy, Killing Them Softly from Dave Chappelle, the other one from Dave Chappelle, everything from Joe Rogan and everything from Louis CK. You guys know any hilarious specials?
Bring the Pain is the best ever IMO.
* Edited at 05.25.2012, 6:54 PM ET *
"الله أكبرl"
Responses
05.25.2012 | 7:29 PM ET
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset
05.25.2012 | 7:36 PM ET
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset
05.25.2012 | 7:38 PM ET
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset
05.25.2012 | 7:39 PM ET
"All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved" – Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"
05.25.2012 | 7:39 PM ET
"I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."
05.25.2012 | 7:53 PM ET
"“All of a sudden, he was shooting for a takedown, and I’m like, ‘Oh, you’re a wrestler now? Remember, I’m the black belt in jiu-jitsu. And you’re shooting on me now? This is a wrap." - Nate Diaz"
05.25.2012 | 7:56 PM ET
"“All of a sudden, he was shooting for a takedown, and I’m like, ‘Oh, you’re a wrestler now? Remember, I’m the black belt in jiu-jitsu. And you’re shooting on me now? This is a wrap." - Nate Diaz"
05.25.2012 | 7:57 PM ET
"I'm bi-polar...nice jab, mean hook."
05.25.2012 | 7:57 PM ET
"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset
05.25.2012 | 7:58 PM ET
"I'm bi-polar...nice jab, mean hook."
05.25.2012 | 7:58 PM ET
"“All of a sudden, he was shooting for a takedown, and I’m like, ‘Oh, you’re a wrestler now? Remember, I’m the black belt in jiu-jitsu. And you’re shooting on me now? This is a wrap." - Nate Diaz"
05.25.2012 | 8:01 PM ET
Frankie Boyle is probably the Scottish equivalent of maybe Doug Stanhope just as far as utter darkness. (Most likely a horrible comparison)
Jimmy Carr is more one liners than stories but the guy is hilarious
And Tommy Tiernan is Irish... Enough said
Favorites would have to be Delirious and Frankie Boyle's "If I could reach out through your TV and strangle you I would"
If you guys can manage to understand the Scottish accent then check Boyle out!
"If you're matched up against me, you better be prepared to give your life...because I am prepared to take it. - Conor McGregor"
05.25.2012 | 8:02 PM ET
Some of the Def Comedy Jams are pretty damn funny as well. The one's with Martin Lawrence are classic.
05.25.2012 | 8:03 PM ET
And this one is ******* AMAZING...
"I'm bi-polar...nice jab, mean hook."
05.25.2012 | 8:26 PM ET
"Why are you booing me? I am the GOAT. **** you." - Patricio "Pitbull" Freire
05.25.2012 | 9:10 PM ET
I love this Jim Breur joke:
"I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."
05.25.2012 | 9:56 PM ET
I like unique delivery. Mitch Hedberg's was one of a kind that will never be duplicated. I loved how some of his jokes would absorb with a slight delay, and by the time one sunk in, he just delivered another, which typically equaled non-stop laughter. Classic!
George Carlin was the king of offensive comedy. So many others have tried to be like him, but have failed miserably. Bob Saget is a perfect example of that, as he tries to make up for his Full House days. No matter how many times he drops an F bomb or talks **** about the Olsen twins, he'll never outlive the tight 80's dad jeans and clean freak fairy father he played.
" "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Khalil Gibran "
05.25.2012 | 10:04 PM ET
I like me some Donald Glover too.
"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"