Consensus Rankings:   Official  |  Member Designed  |  This Ranking Updated 9 months, 4 weeks ago  |  All By Squeakypuff

1. 1

   

   Harry Moskowitz

   "Dirty"

   7-12-0

   Wore a shirt with cut off sleeves
   

2. 2

   

   Edward Darby

   0-22-0

   Part of Jordan Wrights comically padded record
   

3. 3

   

   Jay Ellis

   "Hurricane"

   16-110-0

   Beat Gerald Meershaert
   

4. 4

   

   Joe Son

   0-4-0

   Gang ****d a woman in the 90s
   

5. 5

   

   JP Buys

   "Young Savage"

   9-6-0

   Cuck
   

6. 6

   

   Zhalgas Zhumagulov

   "Zhako"

   16-9-0

   Has a cool haircut and 7 wives.
   

7. 7

   

   Bob Sapp

   "The Beast"

   12-20-0

   The Heart of a Lion.
   

8. 8

   

   Kron Gracie

   5-2-0

   Pulls guard
   

9. 9

   

   Harold Howard

   1-3-0

   "If you're gonna come on...COME ON!!!"
   

10. 10

    

    Josh Bonner

    "The Hilltop Sasquatch"

    1-7-0

    Enjoys Burger King
    

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11. 11

    

    Jordan Wright

    "The Beverly Hills Ninja"  |  13-5-0, 1 NC

    Seems like a good dude but does not like getting pressured or hit whatsoever.
    

12. 12

    

    Tomas Vaicikas

    1-12-0

    Chiseled by the Gods with the heart of a lion.
    

13. 13

    

    Jon Jones

    "Bones"  |  27-1-0, 1 NC

    A drug addict and cheater who beats his wife.