- Atouk
- 7th Degree Black Belt
- Member Since 2014.11.22
My MMA Rankings
Fighters that should be stand up comedians
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1
- Charles Bennett
- "Felony"
- 30-42-2
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“I do a lot of jacking off, ya know, because I don’t get no women, so these arms are, like, humongously big. See it’s workout, and it’s pleasure.."- Charles Bennett
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2
- Bas Rutten
- "El Guapo"
- 28-4-1
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"It's only pain, it will not hurt you" - Bas Rutten
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3
- David Abbott
- "Tank"
- 10-15-0
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“I thought I was getting ****d by Freddy Mercury.” – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
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4
- Chael Sonnen
- 30-17-1
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5
- Nate Diaz
- 21-13-0
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"I dont even know what the **** that means, thats the most ******** thing ive ever heard. The only emotions I have is that if I lose the fight ill be ******* pissed"-Nate Diaz
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6
- Chris Leben
- "The Crippler"
- 21-12-0
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"im come into the octagon smelling like liquor and dirty hookers and ill still put the stomp on kids" -Chris Leban
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7
- Quinton Jackson
- "Rampage"
- 37-14-0
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"I hope Wandy win fast cause I have to take a ****"-Rampage
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8
- Wanderlei Silva
- "The Axe Murderer"
- 35-14-1, 1 NC
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" I want to ****....fight Chuck..*** Chuck"-Wanderlei
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9
- Chuck Liddell
- "The Iceman"
- 21-9-0
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"I don't swing to knock people out, I just swing because I know I'm going to knock them out."-Chuck Liddell
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10
- Conor McGregor
- "The Notorious"
- 22-6-0