Atouk
Atouk
7th Degree Black Belt
Member Since 2014.11.22

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Fighters that should be stand up comedians

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    "Felony" Charles Bennett
    Charles Bennett
    "Felony"
    30-42-2
    “I do a lot of jacking off, ya know, because I don’t get no women, so these arms are, like, humongously big. See it’s workout, and it’s pleasure.."- Charles Bennett

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    "El Guapo" Bas Rutten
    Bas Rutten
    "El Guapo"
    28-4-1
    "It's only pain, it will not hurt you" - Bas Rutten
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    David "Tank" Abbott
    David Abbott
    "Tank"
    10-15-0
    “I thought I was getting ****d by Freddy Mercury.” – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn
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    Chael Sonnen
    Chael Sonnen
    30-17-1
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    Nate Diaz
    Nate Diaz
    21-13-0
    "I dont even know what the **** that means, thats the most ******** thing ive ever heard. The only emotions I have is that if I lose the fight ill be ******* pissed"-Nate Diaz
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    Chris "The Crippler" Leben
    Chris Leben
    "The Crippler"
    21-12-0
    "im come into the octagon smelling like liquor and dirty hookers and ill still put the stomp on kids" -Chris Leban
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    Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
    Quinton Jackson
    "Rampage"
    37-14-0
    "I hope Wandy win fast cause I have to take a ****"-Rampage
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    "The Axe Murderer" Wanderlei Silva
    Wanderlei Silva
    "The Axe Murderer"
    35-14-1, 1 NC
    " I want to ****....fight Chuck..*** Chuck"-Wanderlei
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    Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
    Chuck Liddell
    "The Iceman"
    21-9-0
    "I don't swing to knock people out, I just swing because I know I'm going to knock them out."-Chuck Liddell
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    "The Notorious" Conor McGregor
    Conor McGregor
    "The Notorious"
    22-6-0
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