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rabarrett218
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08.31.2011 | 12:06 AM ET

Post the most inspiring, most iconic, funniest, dumbest, pretty much the best quotes in MMA history. 

"My style is called 'whoop that ass'"- Rampage
"Dana White is my *****"- Tito

"“My style is called ‘whoop that ass"- Rampage"

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kallousklown
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08.31.2011 | 12:15 AM ET

Diaz referring to Gomi: "He hit me with some ****** hadouken or some ****, that little ******."

"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"

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08.31.2011 | 12:19 AM ET

"If you had them titties, would you be happy with yo'self?! - Rampage

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

Imoni
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08.31.2011 | 12:25 AM ET

"The king of the jungle is the lion, not the elephant" - Vitor before Tank fight
"If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk. – Joe Rogan"

"One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it."

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08.31.2011 | 12:35 AM ET

I thought Cerrone's reply to Danzig calling out his cowboy hat was pretty funny.

Danzig: “So all you have to do to secure a fight you haven’t earned is wear a silly hat, call yourself ‘cowboy’ and talk trash? Seems strange.”

Cerrone: “Get in line, man. We can do it... I’ll wear my funny little hat to the cage and we’ll see what’s up.”

"God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face."

rabarrett218
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08.31.2011 | 12:47 AM ET

"When I beat Wanderlei, I'm a take his belt, pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly."- Rampage
If there was an award for greatest post fight interviews, it would go to him.


"“My style is called ‘whoop that ass"- Rampage"

JustynOfOsiris
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08.31.2011 | 1:06 AM ET


"i dont know who has the advantage in a rematch but i know losing sucks" - forrest griffin ufc 134

"Is reality really realistic?"

JustynOfOsiris
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08.31.2011 | 1:07 AM ET


and everything chael sonnen has ever said lol

"Is reality really realistic?"

sirmak28
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08.31.2011 | 9:22 AM ET

AND HERE WE GO MIke goldberg lol

"GO BIG RED"

RWLawman
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08.31.2011 | 9:51 AM ET

Whenever a topic comes up about the worst quotes in MMA, you have to bring up:

"I'm going to beat him into a living death." ~ Ken Shamrock.  What a stupid thing to say, hahah.

" "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Khalil Gibran "

wake99
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08.31.2011 | 10:34 AM ET

"A lot of guys are really good to talk. They make things very interesting when they talk. When things start to get hard. That's where they break" 
-GSP (Obviously)
wake99
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08.31.2011 | 10:56 AM ET

"My style is to go in there... and kill the guy you know" -Wanderlei Silva
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08.31.2011 | 11:25 AM ET


@Wake the best mma quote is your sig

"A true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for *******"

skeet2b
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08.31.2011 | 11:26 AM ET


or when Rogan said Marvin Eastmans head wound looked like a goats ******

"A true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for *******"

snowman
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08.31.2011 | 11:54 AM ET

rampage ..."he best get the bottom of his feet sponsored" ........not sure who to though
wolfmanhowl
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08.31.2011 | 12:17 PM ET

lets do this georgie or georges. lol. stockton accents are hard to understand.
Dannotheman
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08.31.2011 | 12:28 PM ET

Rampage has got to have over half the best lines ever said, heres another gem.

Rashad: "I'm gonna treat you like a sucka"
Rampage: "Well then go on, lick on me then"

"God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face."

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08.31.2011 | 12:37 PM ET

Great thread.. "Welcome to England mate, Im going to knock you out, Stamp your passport and send you back home" Dan Hardy.

"I really feel like I'm the most dangerous guy out there" BJ Penn........... UFC on Fox 2 event winner :)

Dakej
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08.31.2011 | 1:05 PM ET

Well there's one way to put a stop to somebody's winning streak:  Knock them the **** out.  --Carlos Condit

Bonus points for following through with the threat.
mulefloyd
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08.31.2011 | 1:08 PM ET

Rampage: "I'm the icebreaker, I'm gonna break that ice, ya feel me?"

"Grammar. The difference between knowing your **** and knowing you're ****."

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08.31.2011 | 1:32 PM ET

“Well, I’m 22 right now, so in three years I see myself being 25.” – Rampage when he was asked where he saw himself in 3 years


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