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poir420
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12.01.2015 | 4:57 PM ET

http://middleeasy.com/mma-news/watch-ben-henderson-spit-out-his-toothpick-mid-fight-against-jorge-masvidal/

How does this guy not get in trouble for that ****? It seems like a terrible idea to have a tooth pick in your mouth during a fight.

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MikeLovesTacos XD
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12.01.2015 | 5:01 PM ET

He should up the challenge. Do it with a nail or something. By no means do I want him dead. I like Benson, but I gotta say, doing the same trick over-and-over again gets less magical each time. 

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12.01.2015 | 5:05 PM ET

That's ******* hilarious to me, but only because I saw this GIF first.

They looked for the toothpick before the fight and they couldn't find it. Benson, you sneaky little...

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poir420
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12.01.2015 | 5:10 PM ET

Maybe he hides it in his butt, I didnt see them check there!

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12.01.2015 | 5:16 PM ET

I bet he has it poked into his mouth-piece somehow, that would be the safest place, else he has corner guy who's in charge of the tooth pick....

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12.01.2015 | 10:59 PM ET

Fine the dude, foolish and childish he should be fined huge, thnk of all the way having a toothpick in your mouth during a fight could go wrong.
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12.02.2015 | 12:33 AM ET

Neil Degrasse Tyson said humans evolved from trees, Maybe Bendo draws power from the toothpick because it comes from the same tree he was birthed from many years ago?

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12.02.2015 | 12:15 PM ET

Here I was thinking NDT was one of the few blacks with a brain. Turns out, ***** thinks we were trees.



Oh, and if Benson's dumb enough to fight with a toothpick in his mouth (which he clearly is) he deserves to have it lodged in his windpipe until he dies. Sorry, not sorry.
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AnAlias
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12.02.2015 | 2:44 PM ET

@Nomad  He didn't say we evolved from trees. He said we have a common ancestor with trees. 



@CthulhuJones  You're a *******. 
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12.02.2015 | 3:11 PM ET

Enough - CJ is gone.

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12.02.2015 | 3:21 PM ET

Noooooooooo
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12.02.2015 | 3:23 PM ET

So...is this ban going to be the one that is permanent? 

* Edited at 12.02.2015, 3:29 PM ET *

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12.02.2015 | 4:39 PM ET

Hopefully other users of FINISHERSGAME realize that if they win something they're not going to be able to withdraw their funds. My guess is they don't, cuz ya know, that's blatantly ******* illegal. That's cool though. Everyone here will be involved in a class action lawsuit shortly.
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Gregory
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12.02.2015 | 4:46 PM ET

Regarding his complaint about finishers game withdrawals, those are being honored. All he needed to do was contact finishers, not tapology.  They are separate sites.

Also, Finishers is not going to be publicly released.  The legality of sites like Draftkings, Fanduel, and by extension Finishers, has become more uncertain and we are not going to open the site in the current environment.  Again, anyone who wants to withdraw any funds they have on that site just needs to request it.

And yes CJ's account is perma-banned for repeated racially insensitive posts.

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12.02.2015 | 4:55 PM ET


It's about time.

Guy is dumber than a screen door on a submarine.

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12.03.2015 | 8:01 AM ET

@CthulhuJones got perma banned?




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12.03.2015 | 9:10 AM ET

#JusticeforCthulhu

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12.03.2015 | 10:19 AM ET

Cthulhu's said some dumb **** but I'm pretty surprised he got banned, especially when OJW is still going "strong".

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12.03.2015 | 11:07 AM ET

Difference is OWJ comes off  like a crazy old man, while CT just comes off like an *******.  He literally ignores what being debated and attacks posters constantly.  80% of the time he does not even comment on the topic at hand and instead attacks the individuals.  In fact he does that every time he does not have a good argument, he stoops to attacking posters. He also just said something pretty dam raciest, which despite all of OWJ ranting, he does not just say racist ass ****.

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12.03.2015 | 12:22 PM ET

Live and let die 

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12.03.2015 | 12:23 PM ET

Ben Henderson has ballz of steel 

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