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Top Lightweights - 155 lbs.

Arman "Ahalkalakets" Tsarukyan Islam Makhachev Charles "do Bronx" Oliveira

Updated 25 seconds ago

Top Bantamweights - 135 lbs.

"Suga" Sean O'Malley Merab "The Machine" Dvalishvili Cory "Sandman" Sandhagen

Updated 28 seconds ago

Current Biggest Stars in MMA

"The Notorious" Conor McGregor Max "Blessed" Holloway Sean "Tarzan" Strickland

Updated 2 hours and 53 seconds ago

Best Pound-for-Pound Men

Alex "Poatan" Pereira Islam Makhachev Leon "Rocky" Edwards

Updated 6 days, 6 hours, and 24 minutes ago

All-Time Greatest Events

UFC 217 UFC 300 UFC 189

Updated 27 seconds ago

2024 KOs of the Year

Vinicius Oliveira vs. Benardo Sopaj Justin Gaethje vs. Max Holloway Alexander Volkanovski vs. Ilia Topuria

Updated 1 week, 3 days, 12 hours, and 11 minutes ago

2024 Fights of the Year

Robert Whittaker vs. Paulo Costa Justin Gaethje vs. Max Holloway Sean Strickland vs. Dricus Du Plessis

Updated 27 seconds ago

2024 Fighter of the Year

Ilia "El Matador" Topuria Max "Blessed" Holloway Alex "Poatan" Pereira

Updated 1 week, 3 days, 12 hours, and 14 minutes ago

Women's Bantamweight - 135

"Rocky" Raquel Pennington Kayla Harrison Julianna "The Venezuelan Vixen" Peña

Updated 1 week, 3 days, 12 hours, and 20 minutes ago

Top Featherweights - 145 lbs.

Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski Ilia "El Matador" Topuria Movsar Evloev

Updated 1 week, 3 days, 12 hours, and 22 minutes ago

Top Light Heavyweights - 205 lbs.

Magomed Ankalaev Alex "Poatan" Pereira Jiří "BJP" Procházka

Updated 1 week, 3 days, 12 hours, and 24 minutes ago

Women's Flyweight - 125

Valentina "Bullet" Shevchenko Alexa Grasso Manon "The Beast" Fiorot

Updated 3 weeks, 1 day, 9 hours, and 1 minute ago

Top Welterweights - 170 lbs.

Shavkat "Nomad" Rakhmonov Leon "Rocky" Edwards Belal "Remember the Name" Muhammad

Updated 3 weeks, 1 day, 9 hours, and 5 minutes ago

Greatest Bantamweights of All Time

Aljamain "Funk Master" Sterling Dominick "The Dominator" Cruz T.J. Dillashaw

Updated 3 weeks, 5 days, 7 hours, and 5 minutes ago

All Time Greatest Welterweights

Kamaru "Nigerian Nightmare" Usman Georges "Rush" St-Pierre Matt Hughes

Updated 3 weeks, 5 days, 7 hours, and 8 minutes ago

Greatest Featherweight Fighters Of Al...

Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski José Aldo "Junior" Max "Blessed" Holloway

Updated 1 month, 1 week, 1 day, 13 hours, and 17 minutes ago

Greatest Flyweights Of All Time

Deiveson "Deus da Guerra" Figueiredo Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson Alexandre "The Cannibal" Pantoja

Updated 1 month, 1 week, 1 day, 13 hours, and 28 minutes ago

Greatest Heavyweights of All Time

Stipe Miocic "The Last Emperor" Fedor Emelianenko Cain Velasquez

Updated 1 month, 1 week, 3 days, 9 hours, and 53 minutes ago

Greatest Light Heavyweights Of All Time

Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell Jon "Bones" Jones Daniel "DC" Cormier

Updated 1 month, 1 week, 3 days, 9 hours, and 56 minutes ago

Greatest Middleweights of All Time

Israel "The Last Stylebender" Adesanya Anderson "The Spider" Silva Robert "The Reaper" Whittaker

Updated 1 month, 1 week, 3 days, 10 hours, and 33 seconds ago

All Time Greatest Lightweights

Charles "do Bronx" Oliveira Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov "The Prodigy" BJ Penn

Updated 1 month, 1 week, 3 days, 10 hours, and 3 minutes ago

Top Heavyweights - 265 lbs.

Jon "Bones" Jones Tom Aspinall Sergei Pavlovich

Updated 1 month, 1 week, 6 days, 9 hours, and 8 minutes ago

Best Strikers in MMA

"Suga" Sean O'Malley Alex "Poatan" Pereira Israel "The Last Stylebender" Adesanya

Updated 1 month, 2 weeks, 10 hours, and 18 minutes ago

2024 Subs of the Year

Anthony Hernandez vs. Roman Kopylov Yair Rodriguez vs. Brian Ortega II Malcolm Gordon vs. Jimmy Flick

Updated 1 month, 3 weeks, 2 days, 6 hours, and 47 minutes ago

Top Middleweights - 185 lbs.

Sean "Tarzan" Strickland Dricus "Stillknocks" Du Plessis Israel "The Last Stylebender" Adesanya

Updated 1 month, 3 weeks, 2 days, 6 hours, and 48 minutes ago

Top Flyweights - 125 lbs.

Amir "The Prince" Albazi Alexandre "The Cannibal" Pantoja Brandon "Raw Dawg" Royval

Updated 1 month, 3 weeks, 3 days, 21 hours, and 29 minutes ago

All-Time Greatest Fights

Robbie Lawler vs. Rory MacDonald II Maurício Rua vs. Dan Henderson Frankie Edgar vs. Gray Maynard II

Updated 1 month, 4 weeks, 3 hours, and 35 minutes ago

Fighters Most Deserving of Hall Of Fa...

Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson Anderson "The Spider" Silva Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov

Updated 2 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 8 hours, and 27 minutes ago

Most Dominant Fighters Of All Time

Anderson "The Spider" Silva Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov Jon "Bones" Jones

Updated 3 months, 1 week, 1 day, 10 hours, and 34 minutes ago

2023 Fights of the Year

Islam Makhachev vs. Alexander Volkanovski Brandon Moreno vs. Alexandre Pantoja III Dan Hooker vs. Jalin Turner

Updated 3 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 5 hours, and 17 minutes ago

2023 Fighter of the Year

Alex "Poatan" Pereira Sean "Tarzan" Strickland Alexandre "The Cannibal" Pantoja

Updated 3 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 5 hours, and 17 minutes ago

2023 Subs of the Year

Valentina Shevchenko vs. Alexa Grasso Da'Mon Blackshear vs. Jose Johnson Geoff Neal vs. Shavkat Rakhmonov

Updated 3 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 11 hours, and 14 seconds ago

2023 KOs of the Year

Dustin Poirier vs. Justin Gaethje II Josh Emmett vs. Bryce Mitchell Alex Pereira vs. Israel Adesanya II

Updated 3 months, 4 weeks, 1 day, 6 hours, and 36 seconds ago

2023 Events of the Year

UFC 290 UFC 291 UFC 295

Updated 3 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 8 hours, and 59 minutes ago

All-Time Greatest Fighters

Georges "Rush" St-Pierre Jon "Bones" Jones Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson

Updated 5 months, 1 week, 2 days, 6 hours, and 2 minutes ago

Women's Strawweight - 115

"Nine" Xiaonan Yan "Magnum" Weili Zhang Jéssica "Bate Estaca" Andrade

Updated 5 months, 1 week, 4 days, 11 hours, and 58 minutes ago

Pound for Pound Women in MMA

Valentina "Bullet" Shevchenko "Magnum" Weili Zhang Alexa Grasso

Updated 5 months, 4 weeks, 5 hours, and 23 minutes ago

All-Time Biggest Upsets

Amanda Nunes vs. Julianna Peña Matt Serra vs. Georges St-Pierre I Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm

Updated 7 months, 1 week, 3 days, 11 hours, and 47 minutes ago

Current Cardio Kings of MMA

Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski Merab "The Machine" Dvalishvili Colby "Chaos" Covington

Updated 7 months, 4 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours, and 39 minutes ago

Top Sexiest Female Fighters

Mackenzie Dern Laura "Fancy" Sanko Lena "Hunter" Ovchynnikova

Updated 8 months, 5 days, 7 hours, and 37 minutes ago

All Time Greatest Wrestlers

Georges "Rush" St-Pierre Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov Randy "The Natural" Couture

Updated 8 months, 5 days, 7 hours, and 40 minutes ago

Favorite Fighters

Sean "Tarzan" Strickland Charles "do Bronx" Oliveira Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski

Updated 8 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 17 hours, and 40 minutes ago

2022 Fights of the Year

Rob Font vs. Marlon Vera Glover Teixeira vs. Jiří Procházka Julian Erosa vs. Steven Peterson

Updated 1 year, 3 months, 1 week, 3 days, 17 hours, and 14 minutes ago

2022 Fighter of the Year

Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski Alex "Poatan" Pereira Aljamain "Funk Master" Sterling

Updated 1 year, 4 months, 2 weeks, 5 days, 10 hours, and 16 minutes ago

2022 Events of the Year

UFC 281 UFC Fight Night UFC 275

Updated 1 year, 4 months, 3 weeks, 3 days, 20 hours, and 34 minutes ago

2021 Events of the Year

UFC 268 UFC 261 UFC 269

Updated 1 year, 5 months, 3 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours, and 10 minutes ago

Greatest Featherweight Fighters Of Al...

Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski José Aldo "Junior" Max "Blessed" Holloway

Updated 1 year, 7 months, 11 hours, and 33 minutes ago

All-Time Greatest Knockouts

Ben Askren vs. Jorge Masvidal Kamaru Usman vs. Leon Edwards II Edson Barboza vs. Terry Etim

Updated 1 year, 8 months, 3 days, 7 hours, and 9 minutes ago

All-Time Greatest Comebacks

Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen Kamaru Usman vs. Leon Edwards II Mirsad Bektić vs. Darren Elkins

Updated 1 year, 8 months, 3 days, 7 hours, and 13 minutes ago

2022 KOs of the Year

Michael Chandler vs. Tony Ferguson Kamaru Usman vs. Leon Edwards II Shavkat Rakhmonov vs. Carlston Harris

Updated 1 year, 8 months, 3 days, 9 hours, and 49 minutes ago

2022 Subs of the Year

Cody Stamann vs. Said Nurmagomedov Charles Oliveira vs. Justin Gaethje Nikita Krylov vs. Paul Craig

Updated 1 year, 11 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 4 hours, and 56 minutes ago

All-Time Greatest Submissions

Demetrious Johnson vs. Ray Borg Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen Leonard Garcia vs. Chan Sung Jung II

Updated 2 years, 2 months, 1 week, 10 hours, and 11 minutes ago

2021 Fighter of the Year

Chris "The Action Man" Curtis Kamaru "Nigerian Nightmare" Usman Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane

Updated 2 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 9 hours, and 55 minutes ago

All Time Greatest Lightweights

"The Prodigy" BJ Penn Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov Charles "do Bronx" Oliveira

Updated 2 years, 3 months, 5 days, 11 hours, and 1 minute ago

2021 KOs of the Year

Cory Sandhagen vs. Frankie Edgar Roosevelt Roberts vs. Ignacio Bahamondes Dominick Reyes vs. Jiří Procházka

Updated 2 years, 3 months, 1 week, 5 days, 5 hours, and 21 minutes ago

2021 Fights of the Year

Max Holloway vs. Yair Rodriguez Justin Gaethje vs. Michael Chandler Alexander Volkanovski vs. Brian Ortega

Updated 2 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 9 hours, and 38 minutes ago

Best Pound-for-Pound Women

Amanda "The Lioness" Nunes Valentina "Bullet" Shevchenko "Thug" Rose Namajunas

Updated 2 years, 4 months, 1 week, 6 days, 21 hours, and 29 minutes ago

2017 Fights of the Year

Eddie Alvarez vs. Justin Gaethje Alex Oliveira vs. Yancy Medeiros Justin Gaethje vs. Michael Johnson

Updated 2 years, 5 months, 1 week, 3 days, 2 hours, and 57 minutes ago

Greatest Featherweight Fights

José Aldo vs. Chad Mendes II Cub Swanson vs. Doo Ho Choi Alexander Volkanovski vs. Brian Ortega

Updated 2 years, 6 months, 2 days, 6 hours, and 20 minutes ago

2018 Fights of the Year

Tony Ferguson vs. Anthony Pettis Robert Whittaker vs. Yoel Romero II Max Holloway vs. Brian Ortega

Updated 2 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 11 hours, and 47 minutes ago

2015 Events of the Year

UFC 187 UFC 189 UFC 193

Updated 2 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 6 hours, and 34 minutes ago

Greatest Lightweight Fights

Clay Guida vs. Diego Sanchez Frankie Edgar vs. Gray Maynard II BJ Penn vs. Diego Sanchez

Updated 2 years, 8 months, 1 week, 6 days, 12 hours, and 29 minutes ago

2017 Fighter of the Year

"Thug" Rose Namajunas Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson Max "Blessed" Holloway

Updated 2 years, 10 months, 3 weeks, 10 hours, and 45 minutes ago

2017 Events of the Year

UFC 218 UFC 217 UFC on FOX 23

Updated 2 years, 11 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 2 hours, and 42 minutes ago

Most Dominant Performances of 2020

Israel Adesanya vs. Paulo Costa Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Justin Gaethje Deiveson Figueiredo vs. Joseph Benavidez II

Updated 3 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, and 52 minutes ago

2020 Events of the Year

UFC 249 UFC 256 UFC 254

Updated 3 years, 4 months, 3 days, 9 hours, and 25 minutes ago

2020 Fighter of the Year

Kevin "Trailblazer" Holland Deiveson "Deus da Guerra" Figueiredo Jan Błachowicz

Updated 3 years, 4 months, 1 week, 3 days, 8 hours, and 13 minutes ago

2020 KOs of the Year

Raphael Assunção vs. Cody Garbrandt Impa Kasanganay vs. Joaquin Buckley Kevin Holland vs. Ronaldo Souza

Updated 3 years, 4 months, 1 week, 4 days, 8 hours, and 3 minutes ago

Greatest Flyweight Fights

Demetrious Johnson vs. Ian McCall I Deiveson Figueiredo vs. Brandon Moreno Joseph Benavidez vs. Henry Cejudo

Updated 3 years, 4 months, 1 week, 4 days, 8 hours, and 6 minutes ago

2020 Fights of the Year

Deiveson Figueiredo vs. Brandon Moreno Weili Zhang vs. Joanna Jędrzejczyk Dustin Poirier vs. Dan Hooker

Updated 3 years, 4 months, 1 week, 4 days, 8 hours, and 7 minutes ago

2020 Subs of the Year

Jack Hermansson vs. Kelvin Gastelum Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Justin Gaethje Aleksei Oleinik vs. Maurice Greene

Updated 3 years, 4 months, 2 weeks, 1 day, 18 hours, and 37 minutes ago

Greatest Bantamweight Fights

T.J. Dillashaw vs. Dominick Cruz Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber II Ronda Rousey vs. Miesha Tate II

Updated 3 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, and 26 minutes ago

Greatest Strawweight Fights

Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Cláudia Gadelha II Weili Zhang vs. Joanna Jędrzejczyk Cláudia Gadelha vs. Jéssica Andrade

Updated 3 years, 10 months, 6 days, 9 hours, and 36 minutes ago

Greatest Welterweight Fights

Matt Hughes vs. Frank Trigg II Robbie Lawler vs. Rory MacDonald II Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor II

Updated 3 years, 11 months, 4 days, and 23 minutes ago

2019 Fighter of the Year

Jorge "Gamebred" Masvidal Israel "The Last Stylebender" Adesanya Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski

Updated 4 years, 3 months, 4 days, 20 hours, and 55 minutes ago

2019 Fights of the Year

Kamaru Usman vs. Colby Covington Kelvin Gastelum vs. Israel Adesanya Yair Rodriguez vs. Jeremy Stephens

Updated 4 years, 4 months, 6 days, 9 hours, and 54 minutes ago

2019 KOs of the Year

Kevin Lee vs. Gregor Gillespie Ben Askren vs. Jorge Masvidal Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye

Updated 4 years, 4 months, 3 weeks, 1 day, 4 hours, and 56 minutes ago

2019 Events of the Year

UFC 241 UFC 244 UFC 239

Updated 4 years, 5 months, 1 week, 11 hours, and 5 minutes ago

Greatest Middleweight Fights

Yushin Okami vs. Tim Boetsch Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen Kelvin Gastelum vs. Israel Adesanya

Updated 4 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, and 7 minutes ago

2018 Events of the Year

UFC 231 UFC 229 UFC 225

Updated 5 years, 1 month, 3 weeks, 6 hours, and 54 minutes ago

2012 Fighter of the Year

"Smooth" Benson Henderson Jon "Bones" Jones "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey

Updated 5 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 8 hours, and 45 minutes ago

2013 Fighter of the Year

Vitor "The Phenom" Belfort "The All-American" Chris Weidman "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey

Updated 5 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 8 hours, and 48 minutes ago

Greatest Light Heavyweight Fights

Forrest Griffin vs. Stephan Bonnar I Maurício Rua vs. Dan Henderson Jon Jones vs. Alexander Gustafsson

Updated 5 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 20 hours, and 50 minutes ago

Greatest Heavyweight Fights

Fedor Emelianenko vs. Mirko Filipović Mark Hunt vs. Antônio Silva Don Frye vs. Yoshihiro Takayama

Updated 5 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 9 hours, and 19 minutes ago

2018 Subs of the Year

Zabit Magomedsharipov vs. Brandon Davis Aleksei Oleinik vs. Júnior Albini Michael Johnson vs. Darren Elkins

Updated 5 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 21 hours, and 1 minute ago

2018 Fighter of the Year

Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov Daniel "DC" Cormier Israel "The Last Stylebender" Adesanya

Updated 5 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 9 hours, and 30 minutes ago

2018 KOs of the Year

Lyoto Machida vs. Vitor Belfort Chan Sung Jung vs. Yair Rodriguez Jimmie Rivera vs. Marlon Moraes

Updated 5 years, 4 months, 4 weeks, 1 day, 3 hours, and 44 minutes ago

2015 Fights of the Year

Travis Browne vs. Andrei Arlovski Robbie Lawler vs. Rory MacDonald II Daniel Cormier vs. Alexander Gustafsson

Updated 5 years, 5 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 9 hours, and 1 minute ago

2014 Fighter of the Year

"Rowdy" Ronda Rousey "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler T.J. Dillashaw

Updated 5 years, 5 months, 4 weeks, 20 hours, and 22 minutes ago

2016 Fighter of the Year

Stipe Miocic Michael "The Count" Bisping Cody "No Love" Garbrandt

Updated 5 years, 6 months, 7 hours, and 13 minutes ago

2015 Fighter of the Year

Holly "The Preacher's Daughter" Holm "The Notorious" Conor McGregor Joanna Jędrzejczyk

Updated 5 years, 6 months, 7 hours, and 16 minutes ago

2016 Fights of the Year

Dong Hyun Ma vs. Polo Reyes Cub Swanson vs. Doo Ho Choi Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor II

Updated 5 years, 6 months, 7 hours, and 29 minutes ago

All-Time Greatest Grapplers

Antônio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira Fabrício "Vai Cavalo" Werdum Royce Gracie

Updated 5 years, 9 months, 5 days, 8 hours, and 42 minutes ago

All-Time Greatest Strikers

Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović Anderson "The Spider" Silva Jon "Bones" Jones

Updated 5 years, 9 months, 5 days, 8 hours, and 47 minutes ago

Rankings Designed By mikesuarez12

  1. Most Important Fights In MMA History
  2. Pound for Pound Women in MMA
  3. Fighters Most Deserving of Hall Of Fame Induction
  4. All Time Greatest Welterweights
  5. Most Dominant Performances of 2020
  6. All Time Greatest Lightweights
  7. Greatest Middleweights of All Time
  8. Greatest Featherweight Fighters Of All Time
  9. Greatest Featherweight Fighters Of All Time
  10. Most Dominant Fighters Of All Time
  11. Greatest Bantamweights of All Time
  12. Greatest Light Heavyweights Of All Time
  13. Greatest Heavyweights of All Time
  14. Greatest Light Heavyweights Of All Time
  15. Best Strikers in MMA
  16. Current Biggest Stars in MMA
  17. Current Cardio Kings of MMA
  18. All Time Greatest Lightweights
  19. Greatest Flyweights Of All Time
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