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Whats your best pick up line?

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TapyoDayx
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05.05.2023 | 9:29 AM ET

Are you a camera because I'm always sliming when I see you

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****les
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05.05.2023 | 4:36 PM ET

Interesting. I'd have thought telling a woman that she causes one to slime themselves wouldn't be anybody's go-to icebreaker. Truthfully, I'm not sure that I'd want anybody in the world--especially a prospective partner--walking away from a conversation believing I'm bodily capable of doing whatever that is.

I'm sure this is a favourite of Tonya Evinger after a few too many during happy hour at Butch Gardens. Talk about hard truths.

* Edited at 05.05.2023, 4:38 PM ET *

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05.05.2023 | 4:50 PM ET

I think I'd take it as a compliment, if a bit candid....

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05.05.2023 | 7:22 PM ET

Not mine but I remember a couple of years back with a group of my mates at a pub, one of my mates Nathan who was already pretty drunk decided to try and talk to a girl who wasn't unattractive but just very ordinary looking who seemed to only be there because she was with some of her friends. A realistic target for him, I suppose. We all joked about various pick up lines and he eventually decided on "Excuse me, is your dad a thief because your eyes shine like stolen diamonds!" It was a very corny line but it sounded better while a little drunk. He eventually decides to make his move. He approached her and froze a bit, causing a bit of awkward silence but nothing too bad yet. He then muttered "Err, excuse me, is your dad a thief" and then froze a bit again before his nerves completely took over and blurted out "Because your eyes are a burglary!" In all honesty, I can't completely remember exactly what everyone's initial reaction was but I distinctly remember staring straight at Nathan, questioning if I'd just heard that right. He eventually (probably only a few seconds to be fair) started profusely apologising and hurried off to another part of the pub. I wanted to laugh but somehow couldn't and I guess some of my other mates felt the same way. It was such a weird feeling. We didn't really acknowledge it until we were walking back from the pub when I jokingly asked Nathan "So anyway, what the **** was that all about?" which he just told me to shut the **** up. He took it fairly well I guess in the grand scheme of things but I still think about that poor girl from time to time. I hope she doesn't think about it too often either. 

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