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DamienHandel420
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12.21.2020 | 8:19 PM ET

This Thread Is a Thread where you can post what ever you want from  **** posting to crazy stuff . Any topic MMA related to what ever you want to talk. Try and not be toxic arsehole. And one rule No Politic allowed because that what made people ****s

Let me Start, I find it insane it like 4 days to Chrismas , Im suprise it so close to the end of the Year,  Fells like Junes.Anyone have anything cool plan for Chrissy, I’m probley just gonna mess around at the gym 

* Edited at 12.21.2020, 8:52 PM ET *

"Quack quack quack"

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Hippie
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07.25.2022 | 5:53 PM ET

She’s 5’9 also, long legs..  Beautiful !
****les
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07.25.2022 | 5:56 PM ET

@Rattus I'd probably bang a literal tilapia that vaguely resembled Schmidt TBH.

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Hippie
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07.25.2022 | 5:59 PM ET

Haha 😆 
Sigu
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07.25.2022 | 6:09 PM ET


@****les
I must have been wrong. Just another superficial guy.
But I have to warn you. You know Catwomen smell strong.
She smells like Bratwurst in Lederhosen.
Hippie
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07.25.2022 | 6:12 PM ET




****les
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07.25.2022 | 6:27 PM ET

@Sigu yes and no. Looks matter and anyone who says they don't is obviously full of ****. Attraction is pretty subjective though and what's sexy to someone else won't be to another and vice versa. Personality and sense of humour matter a lot--qualities that Alicia is no doubt lacking in because she is German, and I've never met a funny German.

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Schwarzkopf
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07.25.2022 | 6:46 PM ET

@Fremen

Often a croquet or just a hamburger but that's just an example. When I go outside (wich is not often) i like to go to a Kentucky fried chicken they're topnotch junkfood in my country. 

* Edited at 07.25.2022, 6:47 PM ET *

"Time is the enemy. "

Sigu
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07.25.2022 | 7:19 PM ET


@****les
You little Herzmuschi chameleon.
Isn't it funny how she massages her long thigh with the vibrator?
Sigu
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07.25.2022 | 7:22 PM ET


@****les
I'm already glad that you don't deny the personality of the Germans
****les
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07.25.2022 | 7:26 PM ET

@sigu as I say, I've never met a funny German.
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Sigu
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07.25.2022 | 7:29 PM ET

You will probably look in vain for English humor in most Germans.
But humor knows no bounds.
Hippie
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07.25.2022 | 7:34 PM ET

🇩🇪 🇺🇦

Tbh I’ve never met a funny German or Ukraine either, all chicks, great in the bedroom but definitely not comical in a Haha way.

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****les
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07.25.2022 | 7:38 PM ET

Germans are not good at humour. What they are terrifyingly good at is finance, engineering, science and economics. Far better than the US in every one of these regards. 

When you consider that Germany was a pile of rubble in 1945, and is now the premier economy of not just Europe but probably the world, and that they did that under all manner of sanctions.....yeah. It is really ******* impressive. Got to give them their flowers.

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Fremen
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07.25.2022 | 7:51 PM ET

Germans are good at eating and farting at the same time

"****."

Stephen Terry
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07.25.2022 | 8:15 PM ET

@Sigu

"You will probably look in vain for English humor in most Germans.
But humor knows no bounds."


That is true TBH, there are so many different types of humour. One of my colleagues from Ghana has a very surrealist sense of humour and is without question one of the funniest guys I know! If sly grin comes on his face and he starts talking, I'll shut the **** up and listen intently as I know whatever he's gonna say will be gold! That sense of humour is generally lacking amongst a lot of British people (we have sarcasm and dry humour which are great if done right but isn't quite the same flavour as surrealism in the same way satire and surrealism often get confused).

Anyway, I went of on a bit of a tangent there. What I was gonna say is I'm not really familiar with the type of humour German's typically use so how about you tell some typical German jokes and I'll be interested to see how funny they are or if we even get them. 

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Xconchris
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07.25.2022 | 8:20 PM ET

I've never met a funny mongoloid.

"Dont take life too serious, you will never make it out alive."

****les
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07.25.2022 | 8:31 PM ET

@Chris I take that as a personal insult.
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07.25.2022 | 9:32 PM ET





"Dont take life too serious, you will never make it out alive."

Stephen Terry
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07.25.2022 | 9:38 PM ET

"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"

Hippie
Hippie

07.25.2022 | 9:46 PM ET

Does a VPN run down a iPad battery like 50% more?  

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