UFC Fight Night: Hermansson vs. Vettori

It's about time we had some quality trolling on this site.

@Damien I'm thinking Flick just because Durden's cardio sucks. Leaning him by dec, don't see him sinking anything.

@Erison calling people ********, and people calling themselves ********, is a Tapology cultural institution. Generally the rule is as follows: If you adamantly believe a dog is going to win, and the majority doesn't, if said dog wins you earn the right to call everyone who didn't pick that dog as ********. Similarly if you go against the Tap majority and pick a fighter who loses, you can expect to be called ********, and it's proper decorum to admit that you are in fact ********.

However, it's also acceptable to announce prior to any event or fight that you are in fact ******** as a result of making a pick that is ********. That way when and if this pick does prove to be ********, you are considered slightly less ******** than you would have been had you not announced recognition that you considered yourself ******** when having made the pick.

I'm picking Vettori, which I feel may be ********. If he loses, I will acknowledge my ******ation, but will fee slightly consoled--indeed, not quite so ********--than if I had made the pick in full earnestness and without any doubt whatsoever that I may have been ******** for having picked him.

Autism in picking fights is the most coveted achievement in any given fight, but that's a separate discussion.

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You seem like the kind of guy who is a fat, loser, drugy that stuck needles in his arms, low life white trash. An old loser that is still single and will die lonely. Also that is also scared of girls and cant get his **** up. lol does this describe you? Live in daddys basement still?  Is that you xconcris, or maybe you know a guy???

* Edited at 12.01.2020, 11:36 PM ET *

Who--me?

No. None of that is accurate. Who you have described though is Freemoneyforall. Uncanny. Ironically he's your biggest fan. Ticks every Box with exception of scared of women. But women are scared of him. So it's a close shave.

I'm not even white. Or single. She's the luckiest girl in the world as far as I can tell, despite what she tells her friends, mother and the******. 

The part about being afraid of girls is partially true. I am scared that I'll end up in Tribunal having lost 50% of what I own to a girl who gave me low-energy BJ's and hardly ever even cooked or vacuumed.That's if an unopened packet of mi goreng and a glass of tapwater even qualifies as a meal. Scares the **** out of me. Like how is that a fair trade, especially if you're related to her? It's a legitimate fear and it gives me the same sense of anxiety as that that time I did too many blotters and hid under the curtains crying because it occurred to me how scary meteorites and aneurysms are.

Edit: No, it's not Dad's basement. It's mine. But I do live in it which is ok I guess, but I'd prefer if it didn't bolt from the outside. Wife's boyfriend kept complaining that I was always in the way and if one of them isn't happy then the other isn't and that means less gruel at dinner. 

* Edited at 12.01.2020, 10:49 PM ET *

Well yeah, but I mean how are you gonna charge for it when you give it away for free?