UFC Fight Night: Hermansson vs. Vettori

Well, either I'm going to be ******** or everyone else is. Cannot believe there are so many people who think Jack can win this fight. Bookies are onto it unfortunately.

The fights that I've written predictions about? 100%. Overall? 6/20 or something close to it.

Unless I have a shocker I basically beat you every card. My accuracy is considerably better than yours even though you cherry pick ******** cards to inflate your stats. You can't even crack  60% cherry picking. That's not sad in itself. But it is sad that you care about it enough to be bothered to do it. On top of that, you're probably the most boring, twee, unfunny poster on the site. You are like a Dr Pepper commercial. And I, and nobody else, care what you think about anything at all.

I'll say it again, people: You can hit 68% just by picking the favorites every week.

* Edited at 11.30.2020, 6:01 PM ET *

Taila Santos   vs.   Montana De La Rosa
Santos, KO/TKO R2.

De La Rosa sucks, basically. She's good enough to sub cans if she gets an ideal position, but her boxing and boxing defense is atrocious which is why she's going to get the ten shades of **** punched out of her here. Santos is a big puncher with lots of forward pressure. Similar to Araujo (who did punch ten shades of **** out of Montana) but not as good--but good enough to win here barring a hail Mary from Montana. If santos can beat Molly she can beat De la rosa.

Jimmy Flick   vs.   Cody Durden 
Sub, R3.


A very difficult fight to predict, and one that has as much potential to be singularly ******* awful as it does spectacular. Redneck Khabib looked good on the contender series but he was fighting a guy with the TDD and grappling chops of an al dente spaghetti man with muscular dystrophy and Durden isn't that guy.This will be a tougher test for Flick who didn't beat Gutierrez while Durden did. Flick is more likely of a dec win, Durden is more likely of a finish win. I suppose I'll take Durden. Mostly because flick looks like he was born to his sister and baptized in a bathtub of moonshine somewhere in backwoods Georgia. Coin-toss fight.


Damon Jackson   vs.   Ilia Topuria 
Topuria, KO/TKO R2.


Jackson is going to get ****** up here in all likelihood. He's a competent striker but he's lacks power, is porous, and he isn't going to do well against a guy like Topuria who is also a decent striker, has far better power, and a very solid sub game. Topuria is a legit prospect. Jackson looks like a middle-aged divorcee whose diet consists of crab cakes and dry ramen noodles whose training regime is just a consequence of his career, which is peddling an ice-cream cart. Sub or KO equally as likely for Topuria.

* Edited at 11.30.2020, 6:11 PM ET *

This is what I mean. You're even boring when you're having an apoplexy. Good God, I hope your partner is good at masturbating or is having an affair. That poor man.

* Edited at 11.30.2020, 7:08 PM ET *

@Free you can't spell the word 'Survey' and you're an adult man into Muppets, so in other news, water is wet.

@Duck I'll come to the Goldy and give you a wedgie in front of your GF you little ****!

Edit: I still think you're ******** for picking Vettori, but I also think my statement of Jack having virtually no chance is also ******** the more I think about it.

The Duck's autistic though. You're just ********.

I bet the little **** is good at Math and Physics.

* Edited at 11.30.2020, 8:40 PM ET *