UFC Fight Night: Felder vs. Dos Anjos

Abdul Razak Alhassan   vs.   Khaos Williams 


Alhassan, KO/TKO R1.


Williams is pretty much a bad version of Wanderlie Silva; scoots forward slinging huge loopy hooks with his chin high. Always fun to watch, but as a modicum of fighting it just doesn't cut it in 2020 especially if the person doing it doesn't carry huge life-ending one-shot power which Williams does not. Ngannou can get away with throwing sloppy ******** because he only has to touch someone to end them but yeah, Kaos isn't like that. Alhassan isn't much better but he definitely has better and a greater range of short power punches in intimate range. Doubt this gets out of the first. 




Alex Morono   vs.   Rhys McKee 


McKee, Dec.


Surprised the majority are picking Morono here. He's pretty terrible really and this is the guy who got KO'ed by Williams. I have no idea how he has the record he does. Yes, McKee looked like a bucket of **** against Chimaev but who doesn't? Morono isn't doing that **** to him. This will be a standup affair. Both fighters are kickboxers but Mckee utilizes his reach far better and is far and away the higher volume striker. Morono is more of a counterpuncher which will work against a guy like Griffin, but not so much here. Mckee has far better conditioning. I expect him to take over post R1 which will be kind of tit-for-tat, and a stoppage in late R2/3 wouldn't surprise me. He's very good value @+160.

* Edited at 11.12.2020, 3:38 PM ET *

@Duck I can only hope your faith in the spider money is rewarded. I have none.

* Edited at 11.12.2020, 5:26 PM ET *

Kay Hansen   vs.   Cory McKenna 
Hansen, Sub R1.


Is there no bottom to the appallingly low quality WMMA fighter barrel? This is yet another dismally non-competitive guppy-feed. If you haven't seem McKenna fight..well, lucky you--and let me spare you the trouble: Both she and the world would be better served if she was grooming a horse or washing leeks somewhere in rural wales as fate intended and never went anywhere near an octagon ever again. I can only assume she learned to fight by watching her ruddy drunkard father beat her mother every time she overcooked the black pudding. She's going to be taken down and subbed effortlessly here. Hansen should be -7000




Randa Markos   vs.   Kanako Murata 
Markos, dec.


Randa Markos is the example of mediocrity you'd use to convey what that term means to an alien species. She is the equivalent of the house red at your local pub, or white people singing gospel music. I don't have anything against her per se, she's kind of just....there, like coleslaw at a barbecue.


That stated, she's probably going to win this because frankly I don't think Murata is UFC caliber and Markos is the queen of winning un-judgeable thigh-humping festivals. Murata is an impotent striker and a passable grappler without a threatening sub game who fades pretty quickly after R1. She might get through a few cans stage-hooked from some Uzbekistani peasant village but ultimately, she's going to wind up on a Japanese game show with an octopus over her head walking a tightrope woven from spaghetti over an inflatable pool filled with tarantulas as bikini girls shoot ping pong balls at her.

* Edited at 11.12.2020, 5:29 PM ET *

Not a turd sandwich though.