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UFC Fight Night: Holm vs. Aldana
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07.22.2020 | 11:11 AM ET
Responses Page 4
09.28.2020 | 3:15 PM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 5 Perfect, 500 Points | Tied for 612th
"Quack quack quack"
bout status update
Breese vs. Bhullar Changed from Confirmed to Cancelled
09.28.2020 | 7:30 PM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 2 Perfect, 400 Points | Tied for 1584th
@damien yeah I usually hesitate to bet on WMMA, but Germaine has only lost to one woman at 135lbs, and that was the P4P best or second best (Valentina best IMO) WMMA fighter of all time.
* Edited at 09.28.2020, 7:30 PM ET *
"I’m here to snatch necks and cash checks" - Darrick Minner
09.28.2020 | 7:52 PM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 4 Perfect, 490 Points | Tied for 721st
"Dont take life too serious, you will never make it out alive."
09.28.2020 | 10:27 PM ET
Predictions: 5 of 11 Winners, 2 Perfect, 325 Points | Tied for 2230th
Holm still has multiple world championship belts so I'll be pretty shocked if Aldana beats her. I feel Aldana only real shot is to pull of a sub but I see her being stupid enough to box with Holm which would be a sad mistake.
* Edited at 09.29.2020, 2:35 AM ET *
09.29.2020 | 1:33 AM ET
Predictions: 4 of 11 Winners, 2 Perfect, 265 Points | Tied for 2568th
"you dont need religion to have morals. if you can't tell right from wrong you lack empathy and humanity, not religion."
09.29.2020 | 1:42 AM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 5 Perfect, 500 Points | Tied for 612th
* Edited at 09.29.2020, 1:53 AM ET *
"Quack quack quack"
09.29.2020 | 1:49 AM ET
Prediction Comments
Predictions: 0 of 2 Winners, 0 Perfect, 0 Points | Tied for 2971st
Julianna Peña, DEC
Lay n Pray can be very boring, but it can still be pretty effective if the opponent doesn't know what to do on the ground.
09.29.2020 | 2:08 AM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 4 Perfect, 475 Points | Tied for 848th
Yeah, No.
09.29.2020 | 2:09 AM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 4 Perfect, 475 Points | Tied for 848th
09.29.2020 | 2:36 AM ET
Predictions: 5 of 11 Winners, 2 Perfect, 325 Points | Tied for 2230th
(Looking around to see if anybody else noticed)
* Edited at 09.29.2020, 2:37 AM ET *
09.29.2020 | 3:21 AM ET
Predictions: 4 of 11 Winners, 2 Perfect, 265 Points | Tied for 2568th
"you dont need religion to have morals. if you can't tell right from wrong you lack empathy and humanity, not religion."
09.29.2020 | 9:08 AM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 2 Perfect, 400 Points | Tied for 1584th
"I’m here to snatch necks and cash checks" - Darrick Minner
09.29.2020 | 2:51 PM ET
Prediction Comments
Predictions: 5 of 11 Winners, 4 Perfect, 390 Points | Tied for 1761st
Jordan Williams, TKO, R1
Fingers crossed Jordan proves himself
09.29.2020 | 2:58 PM ET
Please try to be at least borderline respectful
Predictions: 4 of 11 Winners, 3 Perfect, 300 Points | Tied for 2444th
"I live, I die, I live again."
09.29.2020 | 4:02 PM ET
Predictions: 4 of 11 Winners, 3 Perfect, 300 Points | Tied for 2444th
"I live, I die, I live again."
09.29.2020 | 4:20 PM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 4 Perfect, 490 Points | Tied for 721st
"Dont take life too serious, you will never make it out alive."
09.29.2020 | 4:37 PM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 3 Perfect, 440 Points | Tied for 1182nd
09.29.2020 | 5:56 PM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 4 Perfect, 475 Points | Tied for 848th
But sure, if it's a comment on the merits of the fight you're after I can deliver that too. Anything you like.
Holly Holm vs. Irene Aldana
Holm, dec.
This is objectively the worst main event fight of the year on the worst card of the year in a year that will be considered, historically, the worst and most forgettable year of fights of any year in UFC history.
Far from being simply boringly benign filler, like flour in a soup, it will serve as a kind of monument to how bad MMA can be--a fight that will be fundamentally disinteresting to even a person who knows absolutely nothing about MMA at all and will probably give them an aversion to it for life. For example, someone need not know anything about addiction whatsoever, but if presented with a junkie squat in a deadlurk--say, a rotting mattress surrounded by spent syringes and jars of urine and feces, they know they do not want whatever that is instinctively in the same way they do not want to cuddle with a spider, a turd.
If this fight were a hooker's phone number in an indigent sex addict's Rolodex, it would be found scrawled at the very back, crossed-through, rounded by doodled jolly rogers and vertical S shaped lines indicating the rise of a potent miasma. Phoning it would summon a sticky, sparsely-toothed woman who smells as if she has been rubbed down with a leaky tin of surstromming, who has a body like a candle melted over a bag of marbles--quite reminiscent of slimer from Ghostbusters II, nipples hairier than the joint of a Greek man's big toe and who takes payment in the form of beer and Turkey Dinosaurs.
She, like this fight, is absolutely nobody's have to have, and the clientele are similar in that they will both want to suicide during and after engagement. Expect Holm to use her grotesque, PED-induced t****zoids and pectoral muscles to initiate clinches and press Aldana against the fence, where she will proceed to knee her in the ****** for 4:30 of every round en route to a decision that will make you want to take up a different hobby. And never have children.
* Edited at 09.29.2020, 9:04 PM ET *
09.29.2020 | 6:29 PM ET
Predictions: 7 of 11 Winners, 4 Perfect, 490 Points | Tied for 721st
"Dont take life too serious, you will never make it out alive."
09.29.2020 | 7:30 PM ET
Predictions: 4 of 9 Winners, 1 Perfect, 240 Points | Tied for 2655th
And weirdly proportioned maybe "s"he is a cold war era, failed super weapon developed to fight the reds.
"Weasel Piss *********" Dan Hooker