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11.20.2019 | 5:26 PM ET
Puppy! Looks like puppy getting into some fun troubles.
"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"
11.20.2019 | 5:53 PM ET
@swainy @Free
Well he's smart....but he's also very selectively intelligent. If it's something he doesn't want to do it's 'no abla ingles' but if there's food involved he's ******* Tesla.
Shot was taken after he dug up the garden....again. He got a hose bath and didn't like that **** one bit.
Well he's smart....but he's also very selectively intelligent. If it's something he doesn't want to do it's 'no abla ingles' but if there's food involved he's ******* Tesla.
Shot was taken after he dug up the garden....again. He got a hose bath and didn't like that **** one bit.
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11.20.2019 | 5:56 PM ET
I considered a border collie for myself but I was afraid I wouldn't be able to keep up with it. Physically or mentally
11.20.2019 | 6:02 PM ET
Haha. I can tell he did something. He has the cliche “puppy dog eye” look. Like he knows he just ****** up but also knows how cute he is.
"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"
11.20.2019 | 6:58 PM ET
You gotta give him a carrot.... Do it! Right now... Do u have carrots in australiana land of the ferries were every plant and insect wants to kill u
11.20.2019 | 7:00 PM ET
I'm amazed that little guy survived this long. #black widows. Gotta respect a ***** who eats her boys head after mating.
11.20.2019 | 8:29 PM ET
Don't really get them in QLD free. I get redbacks but their bite won't kill you but yeah I'd rather not. It's the Sydney Funnel webs that are really dangerous, but they aren't in my State. Tourists seem to get bitten by them at unusually high rates...I feel like if you try and handle a great big dirty black spider with fangs dripping with venom that are half the size of its body you probably deserve to win the Darwin award though. Like seriously who looks at one of these things and thinks 'awwwww, it's adorable! Gonna pick it up for a closer look'!
Well he ******* THINKS he's cute, I can tell you that much for sure. I took him to the twilight markets last weekend and he literally attacked a Jumping Castle. It was one of those ones that is built kind of like a horror house and had a mouth for the opening and I think he thought it was trying to eat the kids. It was pretty embarrassing....I think I might now understand why parents hate when their kids do **** in public that makes them look like bad parents.
Well he ******* THINKS he's cute, I can tell you that much for sure. I took him to the twilight markets last weekend and he literally attacked a Jumping Castle. It was one of those ones that is built kind of like a horror house and had a mouth for the opening and I think he thought it was trying to eat the kids. It was pretty embarrassing....I think I might now understand why parents hate when their kids do **** in public that makes them look like bad parents.
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11.20.2019 | 8:42 PM ET
Who I’m the literal **** tries to handle that ducking thing. Hellllllno for me.
Haha. The pup story is funny though. Sounds like my 3 year old nephew. My brother and I caught him hopping a wooden fence and jumping into a pool he’d of drown in. When my brother grabbed him he’s kicking and swinging saying “I can go swim if I want.” Looks at me and says, “tell my dad to put me down right now. I old enough to swim when I want”. When I didn’t he gave me a look like he was gonna **** me up
Haha. The pup story is funny though. Sounds like my 3 year old nephew. My brother and I caught him hopping a wooden fence and jumping into a pool he’d of drown in. When my brother grabbed him he’s kicking and swinging saying “I can go swim if I want.” Looks at me and says, “tell my dad to put me down right now. I old enough to swim when I want”. When I didn’t he gave me a look like he was gonna **** me up
"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"
11.20.2019 | 9:01 PM ET
lol I know right? I dunno, people are ********. Maybe they saw Bindi Irwin do it or something, My reaction would be to scream, throw a rock at it and run in the opposite direction crying with urine running down my leg.
haha yeah It was funny when it was over. I was kind of proud of him for taking on something 100 times his size...but also not. Luckily he only grabbed the floor part of it which is tougher than the rest of it according to the owner, he was cool about it and said it's happened multiple times before. But yeah there was a moment when I'm thinking '**** me, he's gonna rip a hole in that **** and I'm gonna be out for whatever a jumping castle costs'.
haha yeah It was funny when it was over. I was kind of proud of him for taking on something 100 times his size...but also not. Luckily he only grabbed the floor part of it which is tougher than the rest of it according to the owner, he was cool about it and said it's happened multiple times before. But yeah there was a moment when I'm thinking '**** me, he's gonna rip a hole in that **** and I'm gonna be out for whatever a jumping castle costs'.
* Edited at 11.20.2019, 9:18 PM ET *
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11.20.2019 | 10:34 PM ET
I could never sleep comfortably knowing that ******* thing was around......
Loki costing u a bouncy castle would have been hilarious
Loki costing u a bouncy castle would have been hilarious
11.21.2019 | 5:34 AM ET
"I feel like if you try and handle a great big dirty black spider with fangs dripping with venom that are half the size of its body you probably deserve to win the Darwin award though. Like seriously who looks at one of these things and thinks 'awwwww, it's adorable! Gonna pick it up for a closer look'!"
I needed that laugh. That spider tho... Sheesh.
I needed that laugh. That spider tho... Sheesh.
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11.21.2019 | 5:39 AM ET
I imagine a bouncy castle putting a stranglehold on one's wallet. Btw. Also.I like seeing everyone's love for the pups.
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11.21.2019 | 8:32 AM ET
Sweet it’s Loki, getting BIG fast.. Haha he been playing in the dirt & got his friend turkey/chicken beside him..
Dogs are the best! Listen to u crazy ******s & ur funny stories.. lol, got to love it.. & **** that big @ss spider!
Dogs are the best! Listen to u crazy ******s & ur funny stories.. lol, got to love it.. & **** that big @ss spider!