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UFC 247: Jones vs. Reyes
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11.13.2019 | 11:27 PM ET
Responses Page 6
01.30.2020 | 9:33 PM ET
Predictions: 6 of 12 Winners, 1 Perfect, 325 Points | Tied for 1149th
* Edited at 01.30.2020, 9:34 PM ET *
01.31.2020 | 2:37 AM ET
Predictions: 5 of 12 Winners, 1 Perfect, 290 Points | Tied for 1669th
Sometimes, I simply do not poo.
This isn't the same phenomenon mind you, as not being able to poo. I simply mean that the whims of the bowel are fickle. Occasionally there's just some kind of rhythmical gun-jumping that results in my walking into the lavatory, assuming the position, loading up candy crush and simply wasting my time. I don't understand why this happens. I regard it as one of the great mysteries, like the Tao. Right up there with bio-luminescent Fungi and the voynich manuscript. For whatever reason, the turd fairy at the wheel of the bus has simply chosen to drive on by my stop.
I'll check, too. Nope. Not even a solitary rabbit pebble, a cocopop. All that's given back in the stillness of the water is my own face, furrowed in deep ponderence. I wonder why that's happened, then....
I look to the toilet itself, like a man feeding the birds and hoping for something in return. It's no help. It seems to simply shrug, turn up its palms and go on chewing gum, like a hooker in a state of maintained pragmatism that is not quite sympathy nor exasperation who thinks she might not get paid because you turned up soused and couldn't get hard, and seems to say:
'Listen Hun, I don't know what to tell you. It hasn't happened, and it isn't going to happen. I held up my end, you couldn't hold up yours. You came to me. I was ready to deliver, you couldn't. I dunno. I'm not sure what to say, but I think you should leave. I've got other clients and the way I see it, there's just no reason for us to be in a room together anymore'.
I was going to pick Lewis, and then I didn't, but I also have no intention of picking Latifi. I can't pick either in the way that sometimes, I simply do not poo.
* Edited at 01.31.2020, 5:29 AM ET *
01.31.2020 | 3:03 AM ET
Predictions: 6 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 925th
"I just wanna get him before USADA gets him."
01.31.2020 | 8:20 AM ET
Predictions: 5 of 12 Winners, 3 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 1005th
01.31.2020 | 8:21 AM ET
Predictions: 5 of 12 Winners, 3 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 1005th
01.31.2020 | 9:30 AM ET
Prediction Comments
Predictions: 7 of 12 Winners, 3 Perfect, 425 Points | Tied for 366th
Juan Adams, TKO, R2
Tafa shouldn't be in the UFC
Ige vs. Bektic
Dan Ige, DEC
Good luck DYNAMITE!
Lewis vs. Latifi
Derrick Lewis, TKO, R2
oh somebody will gas faster than Derrick
01.31.2020 | 12:41 PM ET
Predictions: 6 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 925th
01.31.2020 | 6:05 PM ET
Predictions: 8 of 12 Winners, 3 Perfect, 490 Points | Tied for 109th
"Wish in one hand **** in the other see which one fills up first"
01.31.2020 | 6:09 PM ET
Predictions: 8 of 12 Winners, 3 Perfect, 490 Points | Tied for 109th
"Wish in one hand **** in the other see which one fills up first"
01.31.2020 | 11:02 PM ET
Predictions: 5 of 11 Winners, 2 Perfect, 315 Points | Tied for 1334th
01.31.2020 | 11:17 PM ET
Predictions: 6 of 12 Winners, 3 Perfect, 400 Points | Tied for 525th
"Quack quack quack"
02.01.2020 | 11:25 AM ET
@phillip53
Predictions: 3 of 7 Winners, 0 Perfect, 150 Points | Tied for 2805th
That’s one of my favorite places on earth.
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
02.01.2020 | 12:45 PM ET
Predictions: 6 of 12 Winners, 4 Perfect, 400 Points | Tied for 525th
02.01.2020 | 4:57 PM ET
Predictions: 3 of 12 Winners, 0 Perfect, 150 Points | Tied for 2805th
"you dont need religion to have morals. if you can't tell right from wrong you lack empathy and humanity, not religion."
02.01.2020 | 6:13 PM ET
Predictions: 6 of 12 Winners, 3 Perfect, 390 Points | Tied for 605th
"Go Dodgers!"
02.02.2020 | 4:35 PM ET
Predictions: 5 of 9 Winners, 3 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 1005th
"I am a curse from God if u would not have done great evil in ur life god would not have sent a curse like me apon you. " Genghis khan
02.02.2020 | 4:36 PM ET
Predictions: 5 of 9 Winners, 3 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 1005th
"I am a curse from God if u would not have done great evil in ur life god would not have sent a curse like me apon you. " Genghis khan
02.02.2020 | 4:42 PM ET
Predictions: 6 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 925th
"I know many a troops that I visit when I went to Iraq in 2005... 2-uh excuse me in 19-or.. 05' 06' 07' 08' 09' 2010 2011. I went from the Korwaiten border! All the way up to the Turkish border!" -Tito Ortiz
02.02.2020 | 4:43 PM ET
Predictions: 6 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 925th
***** content
How the hell do you go 50% after cherrypicking 12 fights?
"I know many a troops that I visit when I went to Iraq in 2005... 2-uh excuse me in 19-or.. 05' 06' 07' 08' 09' 2010 2011. I went from the Korwaiten border! All the way up to the Turkish border!" -Tito Ortiz