UFC 246: McGregor vs. Cerrone

Dana would just suck Conor period IMO.

Sabina Mazo   vs.   JJ Aldrich 


Aldrich, dec.


Mazo, apart from looking exactly like a Mrs Potato head toy (which may or may not exist, I'm presuming it does and she's the spitting image of it) is like that new-looking pen you find at the bottom of the drawer. You take it out, not being able to remember having bought it and when, and wonder why you never used it. After a few minutes of use, you realize it's bled ink over the left side of your index and finger, and you think 'ahhhh, that's it I remember now--it's an absolute *************'.


Aldrich should win comfortably here.


Maycee Barber   vs.   Roxanne Modafferi 


Barber, KO/TKO R2.


I have nothing against Roxanne apart from the fact she's got a sexy name which is not befitting of a woman who looks like she drinks a lot of home-made soup, runs a book club, wears flannel shirts and probably farts and laughs about it in public.  I've always thought she looks a bit like a far-sighted patrick ( from sponegbob).That stated, she's about to get brutally smashed to death and has no path to victory in this bout by the far beastier, skilled and prettier girl. Maycee will not get taken down, which leaves a striking battle roughly as one-sided as a witch trial. Please see meme:





Holly Holm   vs.   Raquel Pennington

Holm, decision.

Having seen Rocky naked and worked through it with my the******, I'm at least consoled that it wasn't Holm, who either has male genitalia or a demented kink that makes her stuff an adult coconut crab ( and its food, which judging by appearances is in fact  a coconut) down her panties at the weigh-ins. My guess is  **** n' balls though, especially given the way the light catches the hair on her upper lip and the fact  'she' has traps and delts bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator. I'd like Pennington to win here, but she likely won't, and Mr Holm will ish his way to another boring ass point decision. 

* Edited at 01.10.2020, 5:29 AM ET *