UFC on ESPN+ 17: Rodriguez vs. Stephens

Bravo vs. Peterson
Steven Peterson, DEC
i think this fight is such high level mma and think peterson will edge him in a dec

Quiñones vs. Huachin
Carlos Huachin, SUB, R3
carlos huocin look good and nathanal wood bead quinones with his wood

Reyes vs. Nelson
Polo Reyes, SUB, R3
pole reyes have a beast chin and is in the curtis millender jiu jitsu school i personaly belive he will submit him

Hill vs. Carnelossi
Angela Hill, SUB, R3
Hill has a dope mowhawk and will submit her with a massive tittys and carnelosser have beat usada

Pettis vs. Nam
Tyson Nam, SUB, R3
Pettis just fought nate like last weak and i think his chin is not good

Moreira vs. Craig
Vinicius Moreira, TKO, R1
Moreira has beast stiker and he will ko the bum craig

Eubanks vs. Correia
Bethe Correia, TKO, R3
betch is a little pitbull and she so good she last 50 sec with ronda and sijara lasted 0 sec

Puelles vs. Mariano
Marcos Mariano, SUB, R3
Marcos mariana is like his homey silva, striker and has a lil nog blackbelt, he will stike with him for the first 2 and a 1/2 round and then get taken down and submit his opponite

I picked 7 out  of 11 right last week so my methods are weird but i get the job done 

Esparza Vs Grasso

Apart from the remote but yet statistically possible outcome that Alexa's clothing spontaneously disintegrates in North/South...



Hill vs Carnelossi


Carnelossi KO/TKO R2.

You know, the only thing worse than a nuclear munter is a nuclear munter with a pretty name. I haven't been so disappointed since buying a 'deluxe' box mac and cheese only to find upon opening it the sauce came in a can and I could have re-soled a shoe with it. Props to her parents for the effort, but this really isn't  a rose by another name type deal---Carnelossi looks like The Thing in drag standing 19th in a line of 20 for the bathroom needing to deliver an insistent ablution which weighs roughly as much as a Canadian state record salmon. All the comeliness of a donkey having a miscarriage in a hailstorm. Truly a disturbingly simian creature that makes one wonder how their are still people who do not believe that Humans and Chimpanzees share a common ancestor. She's ******* it.


Eubanks vs Corriera


Eubanks, dec.


Surely at this point Bethe's tenure on the payroll isn't justified. Jesus, she's terrible. 5 years ago she was marching forward swinging like the obese apoplectic daughter of a linen  heiress after having punched the help in the ****** and having been sent to be early as a result of being refused a 5th helping of pudding, and she's still doing that in 2019. Eubanks should easily handle her, at least 30-27 and possibly by late finish.

Rodriguez vs Stephens

Rodriguez, KO/TKO R4.


Yair was able to survive The Zombie, keep him at range and ultimately get one of the most memorable finishes of all time. Is Stephens better than Chang? Nope. Not at anything. He's got a puncher's chance here over three rounds, and that's about it. I think Yair busts him up over three and gets him out of there the 4th.


Moriera vs The Bear Jew

Vinicius can throw, but he's about as durable as a macaroon. Seriously absolutely no chin whatsoever. This feels like an apology bout gifted to Craig for having been fed to too many up and coming murderers. I think he hurts him, takes him down, and hits a sub.


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* Edited at 09.20.2019, 4:22 AM ET *