Alex Jones on JRE is the most insane thing I've ever seen

bar nothing. The sheer compacted insanity per cubic inch is stunning. This man is utterly insane, and the fact that there are people in existence who believe this man has insight into anything is probably the worst indictment of our species. Babies are being harvested for Organs, you can talk to aliens using DMT, but all of them are actually demons, his father was 6th smartest person in Texas who was recruited as a teenager to work in an underground base on Cyborgs,, his grandfather was a German billionaire, human chimeras are being bred ( and also used for organ harvesting) and god is a comet with good at the front and evil at the end, thus explaining the phrase 'get behind me Satan'. Oh, and he's psychic and used to be able to predict the future as a child. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

If you're on board with any of this, you're ********.
It's that simple. Please don't breed.

* Edited at 02.28.2019, 4:33 AM ET *

 Most mattress stores are just facades for money laundering enterprises. How often do people actually buy matresses? Almost never. Yet, so many mattress stores....

But seriously, Michelle Obama definitely used to be a male.