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MassaBruce
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02.22.2019 | 1:29 PM ET




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MassaBruce
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02.22.2019 | 2:54 PM ET

and even more news today...Murtazaliev popped with anabolics in his system. Gets 2 years.

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02.22.2019 | 3:47 PM ET

She will give birth to boredom.
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02.22.2019 | 3:53 PM ET

Aw, man...I wanted to be the first one to get her pregnant.

"I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it."

pie2munch
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02.22.2019 | 5:57 PM ET

It wasn’t me
ImperatorFishrat
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02.22.2019 | 7:17 PM ET

Dern isn't even that sexy TBH.  She's the sort of woman who looks OK now, but will probably weight 500lbs by age 40 and may also grow an extra row of teeth and a Goatee. She probably would already be that if she wasn't a fighter.  Guarantee by age 38 1/2 she'll be that Bunyip you see at an Olive Garden, grinning horridly through a grisly lycanthropic  beard smeared in white sauce and thyme as she polishes off her sixteenth plate of Carbonara without cutlery.

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freemoneyforall
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02.23.2019 | 1:56 AM ET

She has a sexy ass fo show!

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WastelandWanderer
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02.23.2019 | 11:37 AM ET

her man is a surfer so maybe she wants a man she can assert herself over, dominate in scrambles, and make submissive and obedient to her will, without too much resistance. 

"I am BJJ MMA Star, you are surf boy. i will put legs on neck now you are choked. now i sit on you while you are asphyxiating. yes you are surf boy, i am Star Girl, and Xena slayer. i choke you boy man, and i am now the queen in the castle. you will obey my strength, feel my power, you must submit or i will punish more......... yes ... yes ...YES!!! Feel my Dern!" - Feel the Dern 


( surf hubby passed away during this mount speech / pressure on chest while asphyxiating caused a heart fail)





following the philosophy of fellow star in the Star Wars league Bayoncé NoWles, Dern had a new star boy ordered to her condo the next morn. his name was Raùl, a lowly sheep herder and odd job pursuer from Espencenõ region, a humble farm hand with no sports skills but with the hands of a fence builder , and a lover, eyes that shine brighti in the Rio Los Grandé sun. She had another one by tomorrow. and the sounds of their romance echoed throughout the canyon, and still does to this day. warring hit contractors from rival cartels even laid down their arms that day to pay respects to the newly wed couple, and behold the spectacle of romance and engage in more ... traditional Aztec rituals and customs

* Edited at 02.23.2019, 11:52 AM ET *

"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

MassaBruce
MassaBruce

02.23.2019 | 12:00 PM ET

LMFAO
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02.23.2019 | 1:10 PM ET

I love the detailed foresight you guys have, i think imperator is pretty damn accurate

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