Sadistic match making

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2019/1/15/18184742/edson-barboza-vs-justin-gaethje-ufc-nashville-ufc-news-mma-news

Put the kids to sleep, keep a bottle of strong liquid pleasure close 

And a cigar or mapacho rollie  or vape pen or What ever your style 

Don't mix weed with the strong liquid pleasure for this sequence in the cage 

I’ll be at this event.

Haha. **** that. I’ll be in the nose bleeds. 

I had cage side seats one time in my life. It was for Eddie Alvarez vs Roger Huerta at the Liacouras center (Temple basketball). I spend 120$ on the ticket. We basically sat with the ring girls and Alvarez family. It was pretty cool for that price no doubt. 

I had other seats for a few UFCs life Shogun/Jones and GSP/Hardy that I spent about 5-600$ on and it didn’t even put me in the floor. To get in the floor and not be cageside I’d still have to look up at the jumbo tron. That doesn’t seem too worth it to me. 

I’ll spent $ when I feel it’s worth it but I don’t see the value in dropping a G for that. It be nearly impossible to convince my boys or brothers (most likely who’ll go too) to spend that and still not have a peerfect view.

  Whereas when we went to Spider/Forest BJPenn/KFLO we sat in the bleeds for 50$ each and had more fun because we rolled like 8-10 deep. We had a blast just being in the building for the atmosphere and partied like rockstars and saw everything with us fellow blue-collar folk all the way to the strip joints and ended up in AC two days later. That’s probably how I’ll handle this one. 

* Edited at 01.21.2019, 8:55 AM ET *