Topic: I'm The Best Picker

** UFC EVENT / FIGHT ANALYSIS **

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skumbag
skumbag
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09.04.2018 | 10:17 PM ET

 UFC FIGHT ANALYSIS & BREAKDOWNS , DONE RIGHT!

ALL UFC EVENTS COVERED


Hey Guys. Im a full time bettor & handicapper .

I just started a new project with recording an audio breakdown in a podcast type format

Long time UFC fan & capper .
just uploaded todays for #UFC228  got 3 Bets for you guys

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loudenSwain
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09.04.2018 | 10:47 PM ET

Credentials?

"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"

rotojohn
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09.04.2018 | 10:58 PM ET

With a name skumbag?
ImperatorFishrat
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09.04.2018 | 11:02 PM ET

53% from 230 picks? You'll have to pick that up if you want to be taken seriously, no offense. That's OK for the average fan but not even nearly good enough if you want to turn pro.

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skumbag
skumbag
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  • Predictions:  489  |  55.6%
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09.04.2018 | 11:19 PM ET

https://www.betmma.tips/ArminHammer

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skumbag
skumbag
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09.04.2018 | 11:21 PM ET

ive missed a bunch of logging here and ill make picks on fights on here id never bet. i honestly took no care into my tapology stats . 

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ImperatorFishrat
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09.04.2018 | 11:22 PM ET

According to those metrics you're right 51% of the time, which is essentially the same as flipping a coin.
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skumbag
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  • Predictions:  489  |  55.6%
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09.04.2018 | 11:40 PM ET

yah . either u dont know betting or u being a smartass 

So i get 51% , avg bet 1.75 but im +50 with 7% ROI . explain that since u obviously seem to feel like the knowledgable one . u think id come here with ********? I literally provide myself & others a stream of income n u here crackin jokes  fk off

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ImperatorFishrat
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09.04.2018 | 11:54 PM ET

I see.

So perhaps you can explain to me why anybody would choose you, specifically, over the hundreds of other handicappers listed on the site you yourself have provided whose own ROI's blow yours out of the water?

By the standards of your peers, you're a ****heel. All one needs to do to confirm this is take a perusal through the directory:

https://www.betmma.tips/top_mma_handicappers.php


Nice try, nostradumbass. This isn't rube central, it's Tapology. Sorry to break your heart, but on these boards, you're just another bare ass in the shower. And  kazooing about how you're a baller while your prediction record is at 50% is equivalent to dropping the soap.

So suck my balls, I guess. Enjoy the ensuing ****ting-on you'll get from everyone. Think of it as a lesson in humility.

* Edited at 09.05.2018, 12:00 AM ET *

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skumbag
skumbag
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  • Predictions:  489  |  55.6%
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09.05.2018 | 12:10 AM ET

alright buddy , whatever makes u happy . keep patrolling the hallways . I come to bring opportunity n to u its a game . & if u knew how to actually properly read and adjust that leaderboard , youd see im top 20 .  gotta know what u reading .default setting is at 5 unit avg bet  . my avg 1.75.. but y am i explaining to a guy whos reponse to anything in life is a negative one . just thru this board i can tell you are a unhappy petrson more likely than not you lead a sad existence where in some or all parts of your life you lack control , so u come patrol the hallways here lookin for somebodys day to ruin .

now how do i get u to ban me here , youll earn a stripe   ******

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freemoneyforall
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09.05.2018 | 12:32 AM ET

U forgot the part about us giving u money for your picks
Or a percentage of r winnings. Which is it. U must b ****en stupid. Everyone one 
Who u could have scammed will just look at your garbage pick percentage on tapology which is all that matters to people on tapology. You clearly suck at picking fights. make all the excuses u want i say to u
C'mon buddy. Eat a **** and shut the **** up!!! Nobody is buying what your selling.


By the way everyone who posted on your thread here has a better pick % then u.
Matter of fact everysingle person who posts on fight night has a better percentage then u.
I'll go so far as to say everysingle person who has posts that i've read has a better percentage then u.
Exception to @worstpicker he is in the fortys which is almost as bad as u.

I've encounterd some really stupid ****s on here but u take the championship.

* Edited at 09.05.2018, 12:39 AM ET *

ImperatorFishrat
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09.05.2018 | 12:44 AM ET

@Skumbag I don't want you to get banned, I just want you to shut the **** up telling everyone you're some kind of guru when clearly you don't know ****.

By all means, stick around. Just keep it shut. When you hit 65%, then we'll talk.
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skumbag
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09.05.2018 | 12:51 AM ET

im on the wrong field . you guys sit here and talk about Your ******* pick % where odds are not a factor is 10000% irrelevant to what i do  i could sit on this site & pick 80% too picking -500 favorites all day 


sorry to bother   have fun collecting your points

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freemoneyforall
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09.05.2018 | 1:26 AM ET

@******* clearly no u cant or u would have a much better pick percentage. 
Why r u even here *******? *** do u want. Subscribers for your tube chanel?
Go to the sherdog forums thats where all the ****s who dont know **** about our sport go.
Perfect place for u. And thanx for offering to make picks for me. ****en idiot.
loudenSwain
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09.05.2018 | 1:30 AM ET

I’m trying to understand 10000%

Is it a betting % that’s over my head?

"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"

ImperatorFishrat
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09.05.2018 | 2:18 AM ET

@ swain it's 2 to the power of eleventy, obviously.
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MassaBruce
MassaBruce

09.05.2018 | 6:54 PM ET

I can't stand MMA Bettors. They remind me of people who only show up for the playoffs and act superior to the people with season tickets. You showed up for the Kentucky Derby when all these people have been watching every horse race. 

You guys pick 1 or 2 maybe 3 fights that you're confident in, cash some chump change and we're all supposed to be impressed? Nah. 


Pick every fight ever, each and every weekend while maintaining that positive %. Then and only then will I consider giving a crap. 

Skill isn't winning at things you're good at. How anyone can cherry pick challenges then brag when completed is beyond me. 

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WastelandWanderer
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09.05.2018 | 10:25 PM ET

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"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

Zulizani
Zulizani
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09.06.2018 | 4:33 AM ET

I tried to sell my tips on tapology for FREE with better than 60% and STILL no buyers.  

Who does this guy think he is?

"You're all my children, I'll discipline you how I feel" Massabruce

freemoneyforall
freemoneyforall
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09.11.2018 | 1:52 PM ET

@******* great picks...****en idiot.
mbach4307
mbach4307
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09.13.2018 | 3:53 PM ET

Hey fellas, I'm selling these things called phone cards. I know your cell phones are more reliable, but what the heck right. Buy my stuff.

"Where are my shoes?"


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