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Damonghj
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03.29.2018 | 12:41 AM ET

Predictions: 0 of 1 Winners, 0 Perfect, 0 Points   |   Tied for 33rd with 10 others

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Honor FC 3
Bout   Info
Aleksa Camur   defeats   Allen Bose   via KO/TKO, Punches   2:04 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page
Kaheem Murray   defeats   Dru Schottenheimer   via KO/TKO, Punches   3:34 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page
Aaron Jeffery   defeats   Chad Kelly   via Decision, Unanimous   3 Rounds, 15:00 Total Bout Page
James Pfeiffer   defeats   Steven Defalle   via Decision, Unanimous   3 Rounds, 15:00 Total Bout Page
Nick Brashear   defeats   Ian Suttles   via KO/TKO, Punches   Round 1 of 3 Bout Page
Kayla Kipp   defeats   Jennifer Hicks   via Decision, Unanimous   3 Rounds, 9:00 Total Bout Page
Timothy Hughes   defeats   Damon Morosko   via Submission, Triangle Choke   0:24 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page
Luke Chokan   defeats   Robert Presley   via Decision, Unanimous   3 Rounds, 9:00 Total Bout Page
Mo Miller   defeats   Christopher Wolf   via KO/TKO, Punches   1:38 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page
Fred Davis   defeats   Roy Nichols   via Decision, Unanimous   3 Rounds, 9:00 Total Bout Page
Mitchell Dotto   defeats   Tyree Johnson   via Submission, Scorpion Lock   1:35 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page
Trevor Stiles   defeats   Matt Adams   via KO/TKO, Punches   2:28 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page
Patrick Coyne   defeats   Chris Batt   via KO/TKO, Punches   2:45 Round 2 of 3, 5:45 Total Bout Page
Doug Lewis   defeats   Austen Bailey   via Submission, Triangle Choke   2:44 Round 2 of 3, 5:44 Total Bout Page

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GreenHornet
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03.29.2018 | 12:55 AM ET



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loudenSwain
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01.03.2021 | 5:20 PM ET

Joke

What’s the best part of dating a homeless chick?







You can drop her off anywhere

"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"

loudenSwain
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01.03.2021 | 5:21 PM ET

Joke

What’s the difference between 3 ***** and a joke?







Your mon can’t take a joke

"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"

loudenSwain
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01.03.2021 | 5:23 PM ET

Joke

How do you make a nun pregnant?











Dress her up as an alterboy

"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"

loudenSwain
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01.03.2021 | 5:29 PM ET

Joke

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?









None, they just beat the **** out of the room for being black

"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"

Stephen Terry
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01.03.2021 | 6:17 PM ET

By putting the punchline first!









How do you ruin an already bad joke?

"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"

Stephen Terry
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01.03.2021 | 6:29 PM ET

There was a boy called Jack who was born without a body, no arms, no legs, no torso, just his head. The doctors said he'd die within a few days but against the odds, he lived to see his 18th birthday. To celebrate, his dad took him down to the local pub and after he drank his 1st pint of beer he magically grew a torso. Astounded, his dad bought him a 2nd pint and he magically grew arms. His dad bought him a 3rd pint and he magically grew legs. At this point, Jack could no longer contain his excitement and he ran out of the pub, straight into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. 

The barman leaned over to his dad and said "that boy should've quit while he was ahead"

* Edited at 01.03.2021, 6:30 PM ET *

"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"

Steven Seagalski
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01.03.2021 | 7:13 PM ET

How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower? Buy the ***** a shovel. 

"Rombu likes his clouds like I like my women.....Thick and White."

Stephen Terry
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01.03.2021 | 7:18 PM ET

Why did the chicken go to a séance?










To get to the other side

* Edited at 01.03.2021, 7:19 PM ET *

"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"

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