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pairofsixteenz
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09.12.2011 | 6:46 PM ET

If you could do one UFC move on your boss, what would it be?

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Piercerdan
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09.12.2011 | 7:08 PM ET

IM my own boss, but i often do rear naked choke people i work with ;)

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RWLawman
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09.12.2011 | 7:26 PM ET

In L.E., we have a ridiculous number of bosses, so I'm assuming in this case we're talking about the BIG boss.  I think I'd enjoy a nice triangle choke on him. 

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skeet2b
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09.12.2011 | 10:36 PM ET

superman punch or flying knee

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RWLawman
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09.12.2011 | 10:38 PM ET

Nice @skeet2b.

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09.12.2011 | 10:39 PM ET

I haven't had a boss that i'd like to hurt in a while. If I did, probably something like a head kick would suffice.

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09.12.2011 | 10:40 PM ET

soccer kick

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RWLawman
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09.12.2011 | 10:44 PM ET

Yeah, @prodigykid, that's why I picked the triangle choke.  It's a nice way of defeating someone in comparison to the other ways that exist.  Granted, our big boss has done some pretty dumb crap in his time, and he may deserve worse like a ground and pound with elbows, or a gogoplata just for the discomfort.  But, I went the nice route and gave him a triangle choke.  The whole time he's choking, I'd be saying "Where's our raise?  Where's our retirement?  Stop being selfish you think for your selfer!"

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Swickotine
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09.12.2011 | 11:49 PM ET

If someone tried a triangle on me they would get powerbombed Arona style, and none of you guys would be able to punch Bas...

* Edited at 09.12.2011, 11:49 PM ET *

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RWLawman
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09.12.2011 | 11:58 PM ET

If you wrap your arm around the guy's leg, it's impossible for him to get enough room to really cause damage with a power bomb.  Also, there's always the last ditch effort of abandoning the technique all together if the guy picks you up before you have a chance to wrap the leg. 

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Swickotine
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09.13.2011 | 12:02 AM ET

Watch me say that and get choked out haha, but I'm normally bigger than most people I meet so I just think if someone got me in a triangle I would be able to lift them, and a powerbomb on a hard floor or onto a table or something would be pretty vicious.

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DV8ed Septum
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09.13.2011 | 11:51 AM ET

not if they grab your ankle (arona could've saved his career haha), its the proper defense against a triangle slam.

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jersey0525
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09.13.2011 | 12:07 PM ET

for ******y bosses...



for ******* bosses..



if @thiago were my boss...



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thiagosilva9794
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09.13.2011 | 12:12 PM ET

@jersey.. But Jacob is your boss, So whats the point in showing us what if's?

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09.13.2011 | 12:30 PM ET




SympathyVengeance
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09.13.2011 | 12:54 PM ET

I wouldn't mind doing that spinning back elbow to faceplant that Jon Jones did to Stephan Bonnar to a certain boss...
thiagosilva9794
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09.13.2011 | 12:56 PM ET

I havent heard anyone say "I wouldnt like to hurt my boss hes a nice guy" yet? *** guys? All mean bosses? :P

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RWLawman
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09.13.2011 | 12:57 PM ET

Whoever that guy was in that .gif above, where he broke the guy's arm and then flipped him off -- that guy should be banned from the sport for life.  What an *******.

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wolfmanhowl
wolfmanhowl

09.13.2011 | 12:59 PM ET

i don't have a boss but if i did i would do mark hunt's atomic butt drop on his face.

* Edited at 09.13.2011, 1:01 PM ET *

wolfmanhowl
wolfmanhowl

09.13.2011 | 1:00 PM ET

@lawmwan i believe that is shinya aoki.
RWLawman
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09.13.2011 | 1:02 PM ET

@wolfmanhowl, it looks like him especially with the pants.  Regardless of his talent, that kind of disrespect and behavior shouldn't be allowed.  That's ridiculous.

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