UFC 199: Rockhold vs. Bisping 2 Discussion Thread

The fighters weighed in this morning/afternoon and everyone's set for Saturday night. 

Prelims kick off on UFC Fight Pass at 6pm ET before switching to FS1 at 8pm. PPV main card touches down at 10pm. 

Not expecting a terribly competitive main event, but the co-main should be fun and the rest of the main card has some good stuff going on. 

I'm sure I'll be wrong (for the first time ever!) but one of the two titles is changing hands tomorrow night!

BISPINGGGGGGG! 

Weigh ins were weird

Why you say that?

The weigh-ins were weird. They weighed in the back but still did the theater type weigh-ins where they stripped down to their skivvies and squared off for the audience.

lol I thought maybe it was digital and read through to some device to the dude next to rogan.

I thought Penne's booty looked rehydrated .

http://www.tapology.com/forum/bouts/254609-ufc-199-jessica-penne-vs-jssica-bate-estaca-andrade/716043-Penne_vs__Andrade?page=1#post-721900

* Edited at 06.04.2016, 1:24 PM ET *

Bisping-Rockhold II will be very similar to Rockhold-Bisping I but also very different.

Round 1 begins. Michael Bisping comes out swinging like he absorbed every ounce of PEDs from all of his past opponents. Rockhold is suddenly scared ****less. He tries to run away but because of the sprained MCL, Rockhold’s getting tagged a lot. This goes on for most of the round until Bisping finally knocks out Rockhold with a 1-2. Unfortunately while Bisping is yelling timber, Rockhold falls forward and, just like in the first fight, accidentally headbutts Bisping in the eye. Rockhold wakes up to see Bisping dazed and confused. Round 1 ends.

Bisping is able to recover well enough. His eyes are perfectly fine relatively but he’s aware that everyone watching around the world are talking or joking about him being blind after the headbutt. So he takes a small towel and blindfolds himself. This actually happens. He blindfolds himself as a big **** you to everyone who’s ever made a cheap blind joke at his expense. “He will not be able to see very well, Joe.”

Round 2 begins. Like in the first fight, Bisping gets knocked down by a left head kick he didn't see coming. Then Rockhold rocks and holds a guillotine and reverses Bisping to mount. What transpires next is the most improbable thing in the Octagon since Dominick Cruz got knocked out by a bicycle kick. While getting guillotined, Bisping pulls out of his ass some sort of modified von fluke choke from the bottom of the mount that he just invented on the spot.

Despite that, Rockhold continues choking out Bisping… in his dreams…  and Michael Bisping becomes the NEW UNDISPUTED UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

* Edited at 06.04.2016, 2:21 PM ET *

Yes that ass was definitely on the pedialyte.







Hmmm...that didn't come out right.

im not ready for tonight 3 of my all time favourites are fighting and i think all 3 are getting ****** up . god i hope somehow Faber pulls something off . but as much as i hate Cruz i truly think hes the greatest fighter alive . 

Kicking off shortly.

War Breese !!!!!

I like the nickname "Tarzan" But Clay Guida almost fits it better "long hair" but i dunno 

Prelims are on.

Not expecting much out of the top 2 fights but rooting for chaos.

Dong Hyun Kim Jr!

I like to call Clay Guida "The Caveman."

haha That tuba lol

This Breese vs Strickland bout will be epic one