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joe kerr
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08.01.2015 | 2:07 PM ET

Onwards to crush the "competition", see them driven before us and hear the moaning of "their" women. Also be as Asian as we can.

The standard beautifully (hand)crafted by master Asian craftsmen, under which we shall march on to victory:



The epic war anthem (wrote by OldNick to remind us that the only happiness in life is to crush our enemies and hear the lamentations of their loved ones) to lead us into battle (aka domination):




The Kast aka the Konquerors:

Legz - the undisputed King of the Bukkake Island

Swickotine - a rich old man that makes it rain and is usually too busy, but sometimes wastes some of his free time to hang with us

OldNick - 99% inhuman demigod (worshipped specifically in north-eastern parts of United States)

Live2Wrestle - by day, a meek wrestler, by night, the daring K-pop superstar and a black soul trapped in a white body 24/7

curtwag84 - teleporting heavyweight superhero and an anti-terrorist expert

gunn4206 - the best there is at what he does and what he does best is smoke you, guy

WishIsHere - the rich American doctor, rumored (among other things) to have funded Doo Hoo Choi and Kyoto Horiguchi's VISA's

dielegende23 - the illegitimate heir to the throne of Latveria and master of German hiphop

joe kerr - the Tapology Contest picking champion of the universe (if there were Martians on Mars he would outpick them too)

* Edited at 08.01.2015, 3:27 PM ET *

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

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WishIsHere
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09.28.2015 | 1:34 AM ET




"I bought a Bruno mars cd once - gunn4206"

Swickotine
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09.29.2015 | 1:10 PM ET

The Japanese Konspiracy make their entrance into the Finals...



"I'm old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****...rather hold my head high and die, than live and duck."

Live2wrestle
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10.05.2015 | 2:32 PM ET

As expected we won and wrapped up a flawless season. We broke their wills and have them complaining about how perfect this Konspiracy is. I don't know if I can even play again, things can only go down from here (that and I hardly even wanted to play this season but I digress). 

It's a celebration *******, bring out more bottles of the champagne!




























* Edited at 10.05.2015, 2:38 PM ET *

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"

Legz
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10.05.2015 | 3:00 PM ET

We've covered them all with our bukkake. Here's some Gucci Mane singing Lenny Kravitz as a celebration.


* Edited at 10.05.2015, 3:01 PM ET *

"This is Shooto!"

Swickotine
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10.06.2015 | 1:07 AM ET

IT'S A GOOD DAY, OH YEAH OH YEAH!



"I'm old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****...rather hold my head high and die, than live and duck."

WishIsHere
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10.06.2015 | 1:14 AM ET

The conspiracy spittin some foreign bars:

* Edited at 10.06.2015, 1:14 AM ET *

"I bought a Bruno mars cd once - gunn4206"

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