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yossgold
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02.10.2015 | 4:35 PM ET

In the spirit of these last few days, here's a new game I'd like to play.

Each person creates 2 lists, 5 dudes he feels are most definitely juicing and dudes he's positive aren't.

For every "juicer" that gets caught in 2015, if he gets caught after or leading up to - 

His 1st fight since listed : 100 points
His 2nd fight since listed : 50 points
His 3rd fight since listed : 25 points
His 4th fight since listed : 10 points

If he escapes 2015 without getting caught : -150 points

For every "clean" fighter that gets caught in 2015, if he gets caught after or leading up to - 

His 1st fight since listed : -100 points
His 2nd fight since listed : -50 points
His 3rd fight since listed : -25 points
His 4th fight since listed : -10 points

If he escapes 2015 without getting caught : 150 points for every clean fight (so picking Cain Velasquez isn't the best thing ;) )

Criteria: Fighter must fight at least once in 2015, if he doesn't, 0 points.


EDIT #1:: EVERYTHING counts, not just PEDs and not just in competition. We're not NSAC *******, you get caught for something, weed, Cocaine, bath salts, elevated T/E levels, etc, you gets scored.

EDIT #2 :: Only UFC fights count. You can trade a fighter on your list at any time, if you got him on the list before he gets caught, you get scored for him :)

* Edited at 02.10.2015, 4:57 PM ET *

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

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legacyofmisfortune
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02.10.2015 | 4:44 PM ET

sounds fun, how many fighters can we have on each list?

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curtwag84
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02.10.2015 | 4:45 PM ET

This is a great idea but I think you should have a point system where you score for every fight they fight in the UFC clean. For instance I could pick Ruan Potts who will most likely never fight in the UFC again after his next fight and go back to a promotion that I doubt tests their fighters. Or I could select a bunch of random asians.

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KnockoutsRock21
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02.10.2015 | 4:45 PM ET

Dibs on Roy Nelson, Ben Rothwell and Mark Hunt not juicing.

They are on the knock your ass out even though I'm a fat ass diet.

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dielegende23
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02.10.2015 | 4:52 PM ET

Cool idea, I'm in!

btw Ben Rothwell already tested positive for **** @Knockouts

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yossgold
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02.10.2015 | 4:52 PM ET

@legacy, sorry, I forgot to write down, 5 guys on each list, I'll keep track ...

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

yossgold
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02.10.2015 | 4:56 PM ET

@curt, only UFC fights ... if a fighter gets cut, you lose his score ... I guess trading a cut fighter for someone else would be cool ... it's not like this is a serious game or anything :)

* Edited at 02.10.2015, 4:57 PM ET *

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

yossgold
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02.10.2015 | 5:01 PM ET

Here's my initial list:


Juicers:

1. Yoel Romero
2. Cláudia Gadelha
3. Joe Riggs
4. Thales Leites
5. Jacare

Clean:

1. Bisping
2. Mighty Mouse
3. Conor McGregor
4. Gustafsson
5. Gunni

Note: This isn't me saying these guys are juicers, I just looked at certain criteria to try and find the ones I'd be least surprised to see caught.

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

shot2thesac
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02.10.2015 | 5:08 PM ET

I know all there is to know about the roiding game, I've had my share of the roiding game...

Juicers:
Vitotrt Belfotrt, totes obvs
Jacare Souza, <
Yoel Romero, C'mon he's cuban
CB Dollaway, just cuz he's a ******
Overroid, geeze
X Hector Lombard, oops

"Clean"
Carlos Condit
Chris Weidman
Benson Henderson
Gunnar Nelson, whale blubber doesn't count
CM Punk, I mean c'mon
X Matt Brown, anger management classes don't count
X Ben Asskan, Viagra doesn't count
X Lyoto Machida, Urine doesn't count

I'm not confident that Vitotrt will actually fight, though. I'm iffy on Matt Brown, dude takes so much punishment, don't know how he recovers between fights without steroids.

Can we update our list or will you be tracking our lists?

EDIT:  Just saw the 5 per rule, I'll fix it....

EDIT:  OK fixed, just take the first five from both lists.

* Edited at 02.10.2015, 5:17 PM ET *

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blitzkrieg
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02.10.2015 | 5:10 PM ET

Let's vote.

Just created a ranking of cleanest fighters, check it out and pick yours.

"@AndySalasMMA"

shot2thesac
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02.10.2015 | 5:12 PM ET

Yo YOSSome...

Is order important?

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Huiop532
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02.10.2015 | 5:15 PM ET

Fighters who will get caught: 
Overeem
Belfort
Warlley Alves
Frank Mir
Gaudinot (got a feeling he will)


Fighters who won't use anything:
Thug Rose
Edgar
KJ Noons
Andre Fili
Lawler
yossgold
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02.10.2015 | 5:21 PM ET

@shot, thought about that ... best thing to do is make the order important, but couldn't be assed to figure out how to score it :)

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MikeLovesTacos XD
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02.10.2015 | 5:22 PM ET

Fighters Who Will Get Caught: 
Tim Kennedy, Vitor Belfort, Luke Rockhold, CB Dollaway, Alan Belcher, Dennis Kang, Jorge Rivera, Dan Henderson, Josh Haynes. 

Fighter Who Stay Clean: 
Michael Motha****** Bisping. 

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GreenHornet
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02.10.2015 | 5:46 PM ET

@Yoss Is this strictly male fighters or can we list female fighters as well?

edit: Never mind.

* Edited at 02.10.2015, 6:00 PM ET *

"..."

PilloryChoke
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02.10.2015 | 5:49 PM ET

Will get caught:
Yoel Romero
Joe Riggs
Frank Mir
Derrick Lewis
John Lineker

Will stay clean:
Daniel Cormier
Donald Cerrone
Roy Nelson
Ben Askren
Michael Bisping

"When Conor fought Cowboy, he looked like a lion. When he fights stronger opponents, he looks like a scared chicken." - Khabib

nogfan
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02.10.2015 | 6:06 PM ET

I'd be really shocked if Askren pissed hot. 
nogfan
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02.10.2015 | 6:07 PM ET

I heard Lineker's PED of choice is hamburgers and pizza.
dielegende23
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02.10.2015 | 6:11 PM ET

Team ROID
Anthony Johnson
Cezar Ferreira
Antônio Silva
Chad Mendes
Rafael dos Anjos

Team Natural
Max Holloway
Neil Seery
Tim Boetsch
Carlos Condit
Ronda Rousey

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02.10.2015 | 6:21 PM ET

Will Get Caught:
  • Vitor Belfort
  • Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza
  • Rampage Jackson
  • Tyron Woodley
  • Khabib Nurmagomedov


Will Stay Clean:

  • Alexander Gustafsson
  • Johny Hendricks
  • Chris Weidman
  • Donald Cerrone
  • Gunnar Nelson

* Edited at 02.10.2015, 6:22 PM ET *

"..."

Franklin880088
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02.10.2015 | 6:34 PM ET

I think Johny was a foolish pick. Not sure what makes people think he one of the "certainly clean fighters". I get wanting to believe he clean, but thinking that he a good pick out of all the fighter to choice of actually being clean seems little naive to me. I really like someone to explain people rationals for think Johny likely a clean fighter.......


He known for in wrestling for doing anything to win his match including bending rules/breaking them

He called GSP out for drug testing and then backed out of it when the lead drug test agency wanted to do it.

Cuts absurd amount of weight thats almost inhuman. 

GSP if you read between the lines keeps suggesting Johny on something


Here just seems like really bad pick.

* Edited at 02.10.2015, 6:35 PM ET *

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