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02.10.2015 | 4:35 PM ET
Each person creates 2 lists, 5 dudes he feels are most definitely juicing and dudes he's positive aren't.
For every "juicer" that gets caught in 2015, if he gets caught after or leading up to -
His 1st fight since listed : 100 points
His 2nd fight since listed : 50 points
His 3rd fight since listed : 25 points
His 4th fight since listed : 10 points
If he escapes 2015 without getting caught : -150 points
For every "clean" fighter that gets caught in 2015, if he gets caught after or leading up to -
His 1st fight since listed : -100 points
His 2nd fight since listed : -50 points
His 3rd fight since listed : -25 points
His 4th fight since listed : -10 points
If he escapes 2015 without getting caught : 150 points for every clean fight (so picking Cain Velasquez isn't the best thing ;) )
Criteria: Fighter must fight at least once in 2015, if he doesn't, 0 points.
EDIT #1:: EVERYTHING counts, not just PEDs and not just in competition. We're not NSAC *******, you get caught for something, weed, Cocaine, bath salts, elevated T/E levels, etc, you gets scored.
EDIT #2 :: Only UFC fights count. You can trade a fighter on your list at any time, if you got him on the list before he gets caught, you get scored for him :)
* Edited at 02.10.2015, 4:57 PM ET *
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
Responses
02.10.2015 | 4:44 PM ET
"he is going to the hospital, and im going to the after party, ha ha ha" Nate Diaz
02.10.2015 | 4:45 PM ET
"I'd like to take this chance, to appologize. To absolutely nobody. -Connor McGreGOAT"
02.10.2015 | 4:45 PM ET
Dibs on Roy Nelson, Ben Rothwell and Mark Hunt not juicing.
They are on the knock your ass out even though I'm a fat ass diet.
"Superman wears Chuck Liddell pajamas"
02.10.2015 | 4:52 PM ET
" I feel like Davy Crockett on the walls of the Alamo, swinging Old Betsy as the enemy swarmed in with bayonets. Sheesh. Listen you young punks....." - Bill Burgess
02.10.2015 | 4:52 PM ET
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
02.10.2015 | 4:56 PM ET
* Edited at 02.10.2015, 4:57 PM ET *
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
02.10.2015 | 5:01 PM ET
Juicers:
1. Yoel Romero
2. Cláudia Gadelha
3. Joe Riggs
4. Thales Leites
5. Jacare
Clean:
1. Bisping
2. Mighty Mouse
3. Conor McGregor
4. Gustafsson
5. Gunni
Note: This isn't me saying these guys are juicers, I just looked at certain criteria to try and find the ones I'd be least surprised to see caught.
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
02.10.2015 | 5:08 PM ET
I know all there is to know about the roiding game, I've had my share of the roiding game...
Vitotrt Belfotrt, totes obvs
Jacare Souza, <
Yoel Romero, C'mon he's cuban
CB Dollaway, just cuz he's a ******
Overroid, geeze
X Hector Lombard, oops
"Clean"
Carlos Condit
Chris Weidman
Benson Henderson
Gunnar Nelson, whale blubber doesn't count
CM Punk, I mean c'mon
X Matt Brown, anger management classes don't count
X Ben Asskan, Viagra doesn't count
X Lyoto Machida, Urine doesn't count
I'm not confident that Vitotrt will actually fight, though. I'm iffy on Matt Brown, dude takes so much punishment, don't know how he recovers between fights without steroids.
Can we update our list or will you be tracking our lists?
EDIT: Just saw the 5 per rule, I'll fix it....
EDIT: OK fixed, just take the first five from both lists.
* Edited at 02.10.2015, 5:17 PM ET *
"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"
02.10.2015 | 5:10 PM ET
Let's vote.
Just created a ranking of cleanest fighters, check it out and pick yours.
"@AndySalasMMA"
02.10.2015 | 5:12 PM ET
Yo YOSSome...
"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"
02.10.2015 | 5:15 PM ET
Overeem
Belfort
Warlley Alves
Frank Mir
Gaudinot (got a feeling he will)
Fighters who won't use anything:
Thug Rose
Edgar
KJ Noons
Andre Fili
Lawler
02.10.2015 | 5:21 PM ET
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
02.10.2015 | 5:22 PM ET
Tim Kennedy, Vitor Belfort, Luke Rockhold, CB Dollaway, Alan Belcher, Dennis Kang, Jorge Rivera, Dan Henderson, Josh Haynes.
Fighter Who Stay Clean:
Michael Motha****** Bisping.
"Why are you booing me? I am the GOAT. **** you." - Patricio "Pitbull" Freire
02.10.2015 | 5:46 PM ET
edit: Never mind.
* Edited at 02.10.2015, 6:00 PM ET *
"..."
02.10.2015 | 5:49 PM ET
Yoel Romero
Joe Riggs
Frank Mir
Derrick Lewis
John Lineker
Will stay clean:
Daniel Cormier
Donald Cerrone
Roy Nelson
Ben Askren
Michael Bisping
"When Conor fought Cowboy, he looked like a lion. When he fights stronger opponents, he looks like a scared chicken." - Khabib
02.10.2015 | 6:06 PM ET
02.10.2015 | 6:07 PM ET
02.10.2015 | 6:11 PM ET
Anthony Johnson
Cezar Ferreira
Antônio Silva
Chad Mendes
Rafael dos Anjos
Team Natural
Max Holloway
Neil Seery
Tim Boetsch
Carlos Condit
Ronda Rousey
" I feel like Davy Crockett on the walls of the Alamo, swinging Old Betsy as the enemy swarmed in with bayonets. Sheesh. Listen you young punks....." - Bill Burgess
02.10.2015 | 6:21 PM ET
- Vitor Belfort
- Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza
- Rampage Jackson
- Tyron Woodley
- Khabib Nurmagomedov
Will Stay Clean:
- Alexander Gustafsson
- Johny Hendricks
- Chris Weidman
- Donald Cerrone
- Gunnar Nelson
* Edited at 02.10.2015, 6:22 PM ET *
"..."
02.10.2015 | 6:34 PM ET
He known for in wrestling for doing anything to win his match including bending rules/breaking them
He called GSP out for drug testing and then backed out of it when the lead drug test agency wanted to do it.
Cuts absurd amount of weight thats almost inhuman.
GSP if you read between the lines keeps suggesting Johny on something
Here just seems like really bad pick.
* Edited at 02.10.2015, 6:35 PM ET *
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