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joe kerr
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08.03.2013 | 2:25 PM ET

All right, with our last recruit on board, we're finally ready to get this **** rolling!

With the roster now full and completed I'd like to heartily welcome everybody on-board, that is:

1. joe kerr (captain)
2. WishIsHere (co-captain unless he decides otherwise)
3. Live2wrestle (also a co-captain, we have a triumvirate or some such ****)
4. Catalogger
5. inspektor_voss
6. splashsergio
7. katahajime
8. Beck13
9. Lopati
10. Legz

The team name is still pending and awaiting suggestions, one proposed by Wish had to do with this:


But I'll let you guys decide - and him present the case in full.

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

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CthulhuJones
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08.26.2013 | 2:53 AM ET

Ah ****, extra thumbs. No wonder we can't compete, you're offering body parts.
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Live2wrestle
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08.26.2013 | 3:14 AM ET

Gotta appease Satan

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"

joe kerr
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08.26.2013 | 11:25 AM ET

Blood, pain and severed body parts are what pleases Satan the most. But the worst was the fine print in the contract. We all had to agree that we will buy out all of his old records that are still haunting the discount bins all over the world. The ones from back when he was in a band before becoming a professional MMA picker.



"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

Legz
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08.26.2013 | 5:29 PM ET


Congrats bros, we win another week.

"This is Shooto!"

yossgold
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08.26.2013 | 5:35 PM ET

@Legz, you didn't win, you beat us to the ground and butt-****d us ... we should've left your mothers alone so's not to get you mad ;)

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

Legz
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08.26.2013 | 7:28 PM ET


Should've ****** with my father instead.

"This is Shooto!"

joe kerr
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08.27.2013 | 5:41 PM ET

Week 4 Events!

We've got only 3, but 2 of those are real major ones. Also probably almost everybody on Tapology is picking those two anyway.

UFC UFN 27
Titan FC 26
UFC 164

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

joe kerr
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08.29.2013 | 3:14 AM ET

Week 4 Musings or something... also reminders and the scores reference.

All right, the first UFC is behind us. We scored some neato points, some over 600 and some between 500 and 600. I'll do the math later when more results are available (i.e. for other events too). As for the match-up, we're facing something animal-related again. Dogs this time I think.

Now please remember to make your picks for the Titan event on Friday (which is already tomorrow) and the UFC's PPV (which is, as usual on Saturday). Only those 3 events count for this weekend. I will write something more, but for now, I have to go to the bed.

* Edited at 08.29.2013, 3:16 AM ET *

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

joe kerr
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09.01.2013 | 1:17 AM ET

Week 4 Results!

OK, we did pretty **** at the week's final UFC and I admit I really misjudged some matchups. Anyway, the tallied scores are below. Pretty sure we beat the doggy guys we were playing by some margin.

joe kerr - (655 + 225 + 295) = 1175
WishIsHere - (565 + 100 + 430) = 1095
Live2wrestle - (625 + 175 + 345) = 1145
Catalogger - (565 + 225 + 250) = 1040
inspektor_voss - (390 + 100 + 230) = 720 (dropped score)
katahajime - (570 + 225 + 380) = 1175
Lopati - (480 + 150 + 415) = 1045
Legz - (480 + 225 + 325) = 1030
BJ Bartas
- (615 + 115 + 365) = 1095
OldNick - (580 + 225 + 280) = 1085

Total: 10605

Total after the dropped score (720): 9885

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

joe kerr
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09.03.2013 | 4:45 PM ET

Week 5 Events!

As it turns out, despite doing **** on the last UFC card (and I do mean ****, out of the total 10 of us, only ONE (Lopati) managed to get more than half of the winners right - and it was still only 7 out of 12) we still managed to utterly crush our opposition by an unheard of 1190 points. Our domination was so through in fact that even if we've taken out of the equation our TOP score (1175 from either me or katahajime) and I mean just removed it, not count it as dropped or anything, we would've still won.

Anyway, the events for Week 5 have been announced. They are as follows:

UFC UFN 28
XFC 25
Bellator 98


And we better hurry, since UFC UFN 28 is in less than 24 hours from now already!


And finally to fire you up, here's an artist's rendition of our last matchup:

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

joe kerr
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09.06.2013 | 8:57 PM ET

Bellator fight switch!

A reminder to everybody, Bellator has pulled a late fight switch, so for most of us this means one more fight to pick!

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

joe kerr
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09.08.2013 | 10:04 AM ET

Week 5 Results!

Another meh week for us, specially the Bellator showing, but I'm pretty sure we won another landslide against some guys whom I don't remember that we were playing, something like 500+ points. Our Individual results for UFC UFN 28, XFC 25 and Bellator 98 respectively below.

Due to work and Bellator being very switchy this weekend Wish missed the final pickable Bellator fight, but still ended up as our top score for the weekend!

joe kerr - (445 + 330 + 350) = 1125
WishIsHere - (535 + 415 + 200) = 1150 (missed a fight on Bellator)
Live2wrestle - (465 + 345 + 200) = 1010
Catalogger - (465 + 315 + 200) = 980 (dropped score)
inspektor_voss - (515 + 365 + 200) = 1080
katahajime - (370 + 330 + 300) = 1000
Lopati - (485 + 315 + 215) = 1015
Legz - (520 + 455 + 115) = 1090
BJ Bartas
- (475 + 340 + 230) = 1045
OldNick - (440 + 365 + 300) = 1105

Total: 10600

Total after the dropped score (980): 9620

"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

Legz
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09.08.2013 | 1:00 PM ET


Bellator ****d my *******.

"This is Shooto!"

legacyofmisfortune
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09.08.2013 | 1:32 PM ET

congrats guys it looks like you pulverized us
we'll get you later

"he is going to the hospital, and im going to the after party, ha ha ha" Nate Diaz

yossgold
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09.08.2013 | 2:02 PM ET

@legacy, you'll get your chance sooner rather than later ... next week is rematch week :)

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

legacyofmisfortune
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09.08.2013 | 5:09 PM ET

I like this

"he is going to the hospital, and im going to the after party, ha ha ha" Nate Diaz

Lopati
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09.08.2013 | 9:35 PM ET



"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset

Lopati
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09.09.2013 | 1:33 AM ET

The Playground for week 6!!!!

One FC
Bellator
Legacy
BAMMA
Cage Warriors
WSOF
PXC
EFCA

"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset

Lopati
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09.09.2013 | 1:35 AM ET

I need some ******* perfects this week.  been in a wierd rut lately with just getting picks right and blanking the perfects.  My favorite lately has been getting the round and method correct, but the wrong guy so it's pointless, lol.  

"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset

Legz
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09.09.2013 | 1:46 AM ET


Week 6 is ridiculous. No need for EFCA.

"This is Shooto!"

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