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ShanMacD
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08.27.2012 | 10:21 AM ET

Well, I am currently a mess! I don't know how bad my wrist is yet... but it hurts and I can't use it.

so, I'm pouting and it would make me feel better if the fantastico Tapology family would share their worst fight injuries

:)

Cheers!

* Edited at 08.27.2012, 10:22 AM ET *

"The martial arts are ultimately self-knowledge. A punch or a kick is not to knock the hell out of the guy in front, but to knock the hell out of your ego, your fear, or your hang-ups. -Bruce Lee "

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FresnoMMA
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08.27.2012 | 6:38 PM ET

I've had my nose broken in a fight but other than that only small cuts and bruises.
Non-fighting related I've split my knee to the bone in 4 different places and had 19 stitches.  Also broke several fingers several different times.
yorma
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08.27.2012 | 7:01 PM ET

I sprained my one's ankle few time, broke 3 fingers with one two differents places, and finally, i broke my front tooth by falling on the ground .. Maybe i wasnt drunk enough !!!

A lil bit like that .. =D 
 


 
No more like that  .. :)

And i met my gf like that .. LOL

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08.27.2012 | 7:18 PM ET

Breaking teeth doesnt hurt so much immediately but the rest of the tooth becomes ridiculously sensitive. I have broken my front tooth several times. Originally I broke it on a slide, then a mirror, and one last time on an apple

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"

Anik
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08.27.2012 | 8:25 PM ET

Someone about 40 pounds heavier than me and about 5 inches taller ripped the tendons and ligaments in my right wrist when I was 11, hurt like a ***** and couldn't move. 

I think what made it worse was that I went kayaking the next day...**** that was a *****.

I've had severe sprains on all of my fingers and my right thumb, I broke my right pinkie and it didn't heal right so I can't straighten it properly ever, I had a hairline fracture on my left knee by falling on the ice in a game of outdoor ice hockey, sprained my lower back while attempting a 300 pound deadlift and yea that's about it.

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kallousklown
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08.27.2012 | 8:30 PM ET

When I was 5 or 6, I was running in the living room and ended up falling face first into the wooden arm rest part of the soda. I ended up opening a cut on my eyebrow and bleeding all over the place. I had to get stitches.

"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"

kallousklown
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08.27.2012 | 8:30 PM ET

After reading through this thread, I'd say I have been pretty lucky. 

"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"

xxTank0019xx
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08.28.2012 | 12:51 AM ET

i got woken up out a dead sleep today due to the very loud house phone going off next to my head. slipped on the tile floor after i shot out of bed very fast fell forward and  bashed my head on the dresser drawer nob and ****** my shoulder up. 

* Edited at 08.28.2012, 12:53 AM ET *

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jaffacakehero
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08.28.2012 | 1:02 AM ET

Lets see.... I don't have any fight ones but..

My major one was when I was around 10ish I was looking through a window from outside at night to see if anyone was going to answer the door and my cousin decided to slam his hand against the glass to scare me..

The window broke like a sum***** right as my face was basically touching it.. I had loads of cuts all over my face and my eyeball was actually cut by a piece of glass so I had to have emergency eye surgery which consisted of 10-15 stitches being put in my eyeball..yes..in my eyeball..

Other than that nothing major has happened to me.

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rowlison
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08.29.2012 | 3:03 AM ET

Well the list is very long so I will just add a few I have been in and out of the hospital so many times that its hard to remember  so here: dislocated and separated shoulder, ankle is tore up even after sugery, knee is a mess, internal bleeding which l I had 2 blood transfusions, the only injury I have from mma or bjj is cauliflower ear oh and I died not from mma or bjj just a freak incident.


 

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ShanMacD
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08.29.2012 | 4:55 PM ET


F! That's all I can say - 8 weeks like this. 

* Edited at 08.29.2012, 4:58 PM ET *

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wilflet
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08.29.2012 | 6:27 PM ET

and too dark a colour to have people sign/ draw smiley faces on it

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wolfmanhowl
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08.29.2012 | 9:22 PM ET

broke a knuckle on back of my brothers head and he was apologizing to me. broke a collarbone playing rumble. got stabbed by a steak knife in a hotel. long vegas story.

Kalibo
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08.29.2012 | 9:25 PM ET

If it was just a wrist injury... why did they cast you up and by your elbow like that? I'm no doctor.. I'm just curious. @Wolf... why the heck did you punch your bro in the back of the head?? I won't ask about the Vegas story... but It'd be interesting to hear anyways!

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kallousklown
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08.29.2012 | 9:28 PM ET

@Wolf, Id like to hear about breaking your knuckle on your brother's head.


@Kalibo, while reading your post, I expected to read " im no doctor...but ill take a look."

"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"

Live2wrestle
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08.29.2012 | 9:32 PM ET

That is why I am glad that I have never broken anything. Stitches and whatnot I can take but having a cast for months would drive me insane

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"

japanese steel
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08.29.2012 | 9:34 PM ET

I'm a lover, not a fighter. I have not been in a fight since I was 13 years old. Although I am considering doing at least one MMA fight soon, just to see if I can do it. I'm getting up there in age and I don't want to look back and regret never trying it.

"**** this ****"

wolfmanhowl
wolfmanhowl

08.29.2012 | 9:37 PM ET


he is three years younger and he was being a wise ass at the bus stop for school so i hit him. i had a cast on for that and after three weeks they took it off and it STUNK!.
Live2wrestle
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08.29.2012 | 9:42 PM ET

Never punch someone in the back of the head, its so easy to break your hand. Go for the gut instead

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"

japanese steel
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08.29.2012 | 9:42 PM ET

I have been somewhat lucky in the horrible injuries department. I have had plenty of broken bones and such, but none of them were ever really that bad. I broke my thumb on St. Paddys day this year and I'm so glad I don't remember it at all. I just woke up drunk with a slight pain in my thumb until I tried to start my car and it felt like a firecracker exploded inside my thumb joint. That **** hurt.

"**** this ****"

wolfmanhowl
wolfmanhowl

08.29.2012 | 9:51 PM ET


it did not hurt that bad to be stabbed. it hurt like hell when i pulled it out. it was a serrated steak knife and when i slowly pulled it out i felt every one of those serrated edges. did not hit an artery but it bleed so bad it covered the first towel totally in blood but i got the bleeding to stop after i put pressure on with the second towel. there were reasons i could not goto a hospital too. i just let it heal by itself for three days and it did not look so bad. still have a nice scar.

* Edited at 08.30.2012, 12:04 AM ET *

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