Would you rather...

We are playing a game, you respond to the question above you and then make your own. (MMA Related)

Would you rather, get Rear Naked Choked by Roger Gracie, or Headkicked by Overeem?

I would rather get RNC'd by Roger Gracie... I would just wake up a minute later and be no worse for the wear.  Although what kind of head kicks does Overeem have?

Would you rather get hit with Mark Hunt's atomic butt drop, or be forced to bang on the drums in your underwear in front of the whole arena like Takada?

I think i'd take the drumming like Takada, who would want Mark Hunts massive ass landing on you from that height? Would you rather get slammed by Rampage Jackson via Ricardo Arona style or eat Anderson Silva's knee's like Rich Franklin?

Damn that's a tough one. The Rampage slam might permanently damage my brain.  But the Anderson Silva knees might permanently damage my nose/face.

I guess I'd roll the dice and get Rampage slammed, and hope to come out of it alright.


Would you rather lose a finger and get all the MMA you wanted for the rest of your life, or keep all your fingers but never be allowed to watch MMA again?

I like this game, that's the easiest one yet - i'll sacrafice any finger on either hand to watch MMA the rest of my life! Would you rather train with Team Jackson or the BlackHouse gym?

I'd go with Blackhouse...My favorite MMA team

Would you rather take a 12-6 elbow from Jon Jones or a soccer kick from Shogun?

Ouch.  I'd take the soccer kick.  It would probably just knock me out in stead of breaking my face. 
Would you rather take the nut shot that Chris Tuchsherer took from Gonzaga or a headkick from Cro Cop?

Jesus...I've got to go with the nut shot, as crazy as it sounds. I really don't want kids anyway lol. Would you rather take a spinning back kick from Siver, or or a Bas Rutten LIVER PUNCH!!!

I'll take the spinning back kick because of how cool it looks, given the size of Bas i'd imagine they'll both have the same effect regardless.

Would you rather spend a fun filled day with Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, or all SF ring girls together?

why have just one, the more the merrier!
Would you rather get your shin broken a la corey hill from a check or get your arm broken a la akoi with that hammer lock?

Arm...a broken leg would hinder you much more then a broken arm

Would you rather fight a greased up GSP or a roided up Sean Sherk....allegedly?

Sherk for sure... Now, taking it down a knotch!..LOL

Would you rather (as a ref) take a spill in front of millions like good ole Yves or get taken down by a guy just getting KO'd.

oh soccerkick....

I'd rather fight Sherk regardless.  Smaller the beating I receive the better, and I guess the smaller the opponent the better.

Would you rather have to cut as much weight as Anthony Johnson by dieting on the same basic food for weeks, and cap it off by dehydrating the hell out of yourself until you're almost sick... OR have to compete against Kobayashi in a hot dog eating contest?




 

Gregory, I would challange Kobayashi to a throwdown right now. I loves me some dogs. Would you rather have Brock or JDS as your TUF coach?

I would rather be coached by Brock.

Would you rather successfully defend your title in the the most boring fight in MMA history, or lose it in one of the most exciting finghts in MMA history?

Lose the title in an epic fight!\ Would you rather take a tube in your butt to lose weight like Gabe Rudiger or party yourself into a drunken rampage and lose your chance to win the TUF show like Jesse Taylor?

I would have to say drunken rampage.  Would you rather lose by early stoppage or lose by screwed up decision?

screwed up decision..........then there might be a chance of a rematch and revenge :) would you rather receive an armbar from frank mir.......tim sylvia style or get ko'd by hendo bisping style? 

I'd much rather have my arm snap than have my KO'face photoshopped on sherdog 10,000 times.

Would you rather retire with the belt, or defend that thing till you lose it fair and square?

Retire with the belt.

Would you rather get yout head stomped shogun style or get guillotined dan miller IFL style?

Both sound terrible, BeastMaster :)  I'd go for the guillotine I guess.

Would you rather get front row seats at a UFC Fight Night, or decent seats at a huge UFC pay per view?