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Anik
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04.20.2012 | 1:25 PM ET

Noticed there was a funny pics thread, a funny GIF thread but no funny videos thread.

Plus it's an excuse to show everyone this video, enjoy!




"الله أكبرl"

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AnAlias
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01.19.2018 | 5:12 PM ET



AnAlias
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02.09.2018 | 5:21 PM ET

This **** is ****** up.

ImperatorFishrat
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02.09.2018 | 6:37 PM ET

Oblique kicks to the knee should be banned in MMA. It is literally exactly the same as small joint manipulation which IS banned.
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AnAlias
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02.14.2018 | 5:36 PM ET

The Sage Northcutt clip at the end of this video had me rolling.

GreenHornet
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02.24.2018 | 9:53 PM ET



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AnAlias
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ImperatorFishrat
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03.07.2018 | 2:46 AM ET

*******  hell, that was insane. I still don't really understand the loop choke. I do my best to research subs so I know what I'm seeing in MMA, and I've seen the loop demo'ed/explained a few times but that's the first time I've ever seen anyone choked out by one. I reckon you're considerably more likely to see someone KO'ed by an arm drag than to ever someone iced  by a loop choke in an MMA setting.

Some high level ****. Super sneaky.

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Bigj383
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03.07.2018 | 1:46 PM ET

The loop choke uses the Gi so chances of seeing it in MMA are unlikely unless someone discovers a modification. 

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03.07.2018 | 4:48 PM ET

I completely forgot about this hilarious old video.

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03.12.2018 | 5:51 PM ET



GreenHornet
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03.18.2018 | 8:59 PM ET



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Dodgey
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03.18.2018 | 10:02 PM ET

Just bare backed a hooker, I got 12 weeks of fingers crossed.

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03.19.2018 | 4:47 AM ET

Jesus Penn Jillette  is a muppet. I'll never forget the episode of ******** in which he contended that Global warming is fictitious. It was the most scientifically illiterate piffle I have ever experienced. We've actually known the role gas particulants play in warming atmospheres since about 1870. And no, that wasn't a typo.18. Not 19.


Penn can't math. Basically doesn't know how to interpret a graph. He is an embarrassingly statistically incompetent troglodyte who seeks to politicize facts. I cannot abide anybody like this, be they left, right, or center.

So now he takes aim at 'income redistribution' and tries to reduce it to a platitude. **** me, this is some low-rent ****. I'm a conservative on most things, I trade on the FOREX and the ASX, and even I'm Pro wealth redistribution, and socialistic  on some levels.

You want to privatize the fire department, for example? How about paramedics/ambulance services?Give me a ******* break.

It always gives me a chuckle how many people who really aren't particularly talented at wealth creation seem hell-bent on creating this kind of of neo-victorian Randist Neocon wonderland, as though they wouldn't be utterly demolished and/ or enslaved by it. By the claw shall ye know the lion, people. Even a moderately regulated wall street pulled off the biggest white-collar wealth heist in the history of civilization through the sub prime fiasco. If you or I had done that ****, we'd be behind bars right now.

And you want...what--complete market deregulation? You think because you run some penny-ante ******* retail outlet you're going to outsmart people who dream in algorithms? Just get the government out of the market and suddenly the nation will turn into Wakanda? That about it?

Hahahaha! Oh, bless your souls. The  captains of industry that exist as of the minute will own you in ways you can't even imagine so hard that you won't even realize how hard you're getting ******. They will turn you into into something like the human batteries in the Matrix within 24 hours. The second that a completely derugulated market exists is the second your wage is paid in rice, youre made to pay for the air you breathe,  and the earth is salted so that nothing can take root  and grow to challenge their  market dominance ever again. Small and middle business would cease to exist. The value of your labour would plummet. IR relations would shift so far in favor of the capitalist class that 95% of the population would be working 80 hours a *******  week for a pittance.

It's not like we haven't had a working model of this before. Might want to look into 1800's London. 

It would be agreeing to a winner takes all  marathon race with one leg set in a concrete block vs a guy in a private helicopter. 

Listen to me, kids: You're not an entrepreneur because you decided to open a coffee shop or a clothing outlet. You can't hang.

It's kind of like when Bernie Sanders  was  talking about he was going to reign in wall street. I wonder if he heard me laughing all the way from Australia. As though that gentrified fossil has any chance of outsmarting the best and brightest of finance. It would be like a monkey trying to  reverse engineer the LHC.

This was quite rant, and I'll get downvoted.

In summation:

Penn is a silly fat wanker, and you shouldn't solicit advice from him regarding anything that isn't a card trick.


I'm  out.                                    

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03.23.2018 | 3:46 PM ET

0 - 0 vs 8 - 3(solid rec)



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"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

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04.01.2018 | 1:46 PM ET



"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

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04.01.2018 | 1:47 PM ET



"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

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04.01.2018 | 1:48 PM ET



"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

AnAlias
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04.09.2018 | 7:55 PM ET

Chris Pratt and Big Nog

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04.26.2018 | 10:31 PM ET

Krazy Horse throws a punch at Colby Covington. lol

MassaBruce
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04.26.2018 | 10:32 PM ET

That's racist
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