Consensus Ranking Designed By sh00ky

Fighters Most Likely In the Closet

Ranking Description

Completely random and entirely in good spirit… Fighters who are suspected of, or look the part of, an athlete that is "in the closest" so to speak. After all, Firas did seem pretty damn emfatuated with GSP after the Diaz fight… just sayin.

Please keep any demeaning or homophobic thoughts to yourself. This list is meant to be entertaining as well as a satire of several fighters with interesting backstories and/or episodes of their respective careers.

Ranking last updated over 1 year ago  |  Discuss Ranking

Designer's Guidelines:

  • Ranking Type: Fighters
  1. Georges "Rush" St. Pierre
    Georges St. Pierre
    "Rush"
    25-2-0
  2. Fallon "Queen of Swords" Fox
    Fallon Fox
    "Queen of Swords"
    5-1-0
  3. Yoshihiro "Kiss" Nakao mmaweekly.com
    Yoshihiro Nakao
    "Kiss"
    9-3-0, 2 NC
  4. Nick "The Promise" Ring mmaweekly.com
    Nick Ring
    "The Promise"
    13-3-0
  5. Rory "Red King" MacDonald mmaweekly.com
    Rory MacDonald
    "Red King"
    18-2-0
  6. Chris "The Kiss" Spang mmaweekly.com
    Chris Spang
    "The Kiss"
    5-3-0
  7. "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock mmaweekly.com
    Ken Shamrock
    "The World's Most Dangerous Man"
    28-15-2
  8. Heath "The Texas Crazy Horse" Herring mmaweekly.com
    Heath Herring
    "The Texas Crazy Horse"
    28-14-0, 1 NC
  9. Bryan "Kid Lightning" Caraway mmaweekly.com
    Bryan Caraway
    "Kid Lightning"
    19-7-0
  10. Colton Smith
    Colton Smith
    3-4-0

11+

  1. Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez | 25-7-0
  2. "Sexyama" Yoshihiro Akiyama | 14-5-1, 1 NC
  3. Jake Shields | 30-7-1, 1 NC
  4. Dakota Cochrane | 17-7-0
  5. Liz "Girl-Rilla" Carmouche | 9-5-0
  6. Joe Son | 0-4-0
  7. Cole "Magrinho" Miller | 21-8-0
  8. Gegard "The Dreamcatcher" Mousasi | 35-5-2
  9. Matt "The Hammer" Hamill | 11-5-0
  10. Lodune "The Vanilla Gorilla" Sincaid | 15-9-0

  11. Josh "The Punk" Thomson | 20-7-0, 1 NC
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